Vengance is mine!!!
There used to be a certain somone who would always attempt to make a joke at a certain someone. This joke was always centered around relations with minors. Well, for those of who didn't know, I never really had any. Being around Metrocenter mall and saying someone is hot from afar then seeing someone up close can bring about a bit of a realtiy check. But, it is easily said I never had any relations with any of them.
Well, at least I know my limits.
This post is dedicated to the Leslies of the world. I have two in my life...well, officially now I have one. Now that the feds came to take him away ha ha, came to take him away ha ha ho ho...etc... Remember kids: 15 will get you 10...unless of course you have several counts...then it moves on to the realm of predation, and that'll get you 25. Here's to Leslie! Watch your cornhole!
On to the good Leslie...This girl means more to me than my very own life, and I'm a pretty selfish bastard. We've only been together for two months now, a little more actually, but I am completely and totally in love with this girl. She's wonderful...and if you couldn't tell by now I'm whooped. But it feels good. She takes care of me and I take care of her. I really couldn't be happier, unless of course she bought me a PSP. But that's unreasonable. She already got my Xenosaga 2. I'm happy enough. We're moving in together into a beautiful new apartment. It got a skylight and a huge bedroom, spacious living room, and it doesn't smell of death. She smart...the only one I've ever dated with a degee...she makes me feel like I should work harder, but for a good cause. Not to feel like I should step up because I suck and I'm a dropout. But so I could take care of her with a better job and take care of myself...because I should. I'm keeping her.
Thanks Leslie for bringing me something wonderful before you did something so Christingly stupid.
Thank you Leslie for loving me. You are my everything. You are my favorite. I love you. And...you'll never read this...unless I show you, or someone else does. But at least you'll smile when you read this.
Well, at least I know my limits.
This post is dedicated to the Leslies of the world. I have two in my life...well, officially now I have one. Now that the feds came to take him away ha ha, came to take him away ha ha ho ho...etc... Remember kids: 15 will get you 10...unless of course you have several counts...then it moves on to the realm of predation, and that'll get you 25. Here's to Leslie! Watch your cornhole!
On to the good Leslie...This girl means more to me than my very own life, and I'm a pretty selfish bastard. We've only been together for two months now, a little more actually, but I am completely and totally in love with this girl. She's wonderful...and if you couldn't tell by now I'm whooped. But it feels good. She takes care of me and I take care of her. I really couldn't be happier, unless of course she bought me a PSP. But that's unreasonable. She already got my Xenosaga 2. I'm happy enough. We're moving in together into a beautiful new apartment. It got a skylight and a huge bedroom, spacious living room, and it doesn't smell of death. She smart...the only one I've ever dated with a degee...she makes me feel like I should work harder, but for a good cause. Not to feel like I should step up because I suck and I'm a dropout. But so I could take care of her with a better job and take care of myself...because I should. I'm keeping her.
Thanks Leslie for bringing me something wonderful before you did something so Christingly stupid.
Thank you Leslie for loving me. You are my everything. You are my favorite. I love you. And...you'll never read this...unless I show you, or someone else does. But at least you'll smile when you read this.