My friends weren't here today
DETECTIVE CAP'N KAT-lock in: THE CASE OF THE MISSING FRIENDS
It was another day in my classy London office. I was smoking my rather fancy pipe and having a nightcap when suddenly my associate came bursting in.
"Kat-lock! It's an emergency!" He stuttered.
"What's all the hubbub, bub?" I replied smoothly, adjusting my monocle.
"It's Kayla! And Joey! They've gone-" DUN DUN DUN "MISSING!"
"This is a conundrum!" I rose to my feet, which were covered in snazzy Italian loafers. "We must investigate! Quickly, to the Katmobile!"
At once, we set off to the scene of the crime by means of the comfortable, stylish, and affordable Katmobile.
"Oh look, it's billionaire playboy detective Cap'n Kat-lock!" Cried the mayor happily. "Thank goodness you're here!"
"What's all the hubbub, bub?" I asked, uttering my witty catchphrase.
"Oh Kat-lock, it's terrible! Kayla and Joey, they're not here!"
"Hmm!" I replied, stroking my silky suave moustache thoughtfully. "This is a conundrum!"
"Oh no!" My bumbling assistant cried. "It's your arch nemisis, Kat-lock! Dr. President George W. Bush!"
"BUSH!" I roared with passionate intensity. "Just what have you done with my contemporaries?!"
He didn't reply, mainly because he was just an article in Newsweek!
Perhaps this mysetery will never be solved, not even by the genius mind of billionaire playboy detective Cap'n Kat-lock!
I'm Batman too. I forgot about that.
It was another day in my classy London office. I was smoking my rather fancy pipe and having a nightcap when suddenly my associate came bursting in.
"Kat-lock! It's an emergency!" He stuttered.
"What's all the hubbub, bub?" I replied smoothly, adjusting my monocle.
"It's Kayla! And Joey! They've gone-" DUN DUN DUN "MISSING!"
"This is a conundrum!" I rose to my feet, which were covered in snazzy Italian loafers. "We must investigate! Quickly, to the Katmobile!"
At once, we set off to the scene of the crime by means of the comfortable, stylish, and affordable Katmobile.
"Oh look, it's billionaire playboy detective Cap'n Kat-lock!" Cried the mayor happily. "Thank goodness you're here!"
"What's all the hubbub, bub?" I asked, uttering my witty catchphrase.
"Oh Kat-lock, it's terrible! Kayla and Joey, they're not here!"
"Hmm!" I replied, stroking my silky suave moustache thoughtfully. "This is a conundrum!"
"Oh no!" My bumbling assistant cried. "It's your arch nemisis, Kat-lock! Dr. President George W. Bush!"
"BUSH!" I roared with passionate intensity. "Just what have you done with my contemporaries?!"
He didn't reply, mainly because he was just an article in Newsweek!
Perhaps this mysetery will never be solved, not even by the genius mind of billionaire playboy detective Cap'n Kat-lock!
I'm Batman too. I forgot about that.