The toe connection

Aug 03, 2005 16:36


Yesterday, while playing Final Fantasy X-2, we watched as Rikku and Paine conversed over a table in a particularly annoying cut scene. Guf was there, and this is what he had to say- "They're in love. You can tell because their toes are touching under the table, you see. When two people are in love, their toes join together, and they're stuck together forever. That's why when they get married, they say 'till death do us part', because when one of 'em dies, they have to pull their toes apart. That also explains why they're called tow-trucks. That's how they get their toes apart. With trucks." Guf, needless to say, is a devout anti-breeding advocate. He also wears a trenchcoat. Way to go, Guf. Stay away from my soul.

Here's a picture of Rikku and Paine. In case you were wondering, their toes are unconnected. Sorry Guf.



Paine is the gothier one on the right.
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