[Private to Testament]

[capn_jack_h]

Hey, Testy! Have a minute?

Comments

[swiss_gear]

Don't call me "Testy".

[capn_jack_h]

Why not? It's a cute name. And you are pretty testy.

[swiss_gear]

. . . . .

[capn_jack_h]

Aw c'mon. I thought we bonded the other day!

[swiss_gear]

...what was it you wanted?

[capn_jack_h]

There's some kind of review form I have to fill out on you. We get to talk about your goals. And our relationship!

[swiss_gear]

. . . . .

...joy.

[capn_jack_h]

I know. I'm pretty excited too. So, we can ask questions here, or we can meet up and go over 'em in person. Up to you!

No hesitation on that question!

[swiss_gear]

Here.

Re: No hesitation on that question!

[capn_jack_h]

I think that may be the fastest reply I've ever gotten from you.

I should be insulted.

[swiss_gear]

What are the questions?

[capn_jack_h]

Well, first thing it seems to want to know is how well we communicate. What do you think? Do we talk enough?

[swiss_gear]

I think we talk more than enough.

[capn_jack_h]

Alright, saw THAT one coming. So, ten.

How would I rate your behavior over the last month? Well, you've been a little surly, I'll admit. And the choking thing was kind of rude. But you DID eat your salad. So I'll give you a seven.

Ooh, here's a good one. How much effort do you think you've put into rehabilitating?

[swiss_gear]

I don't need rehabilitating.

[capn_jack_h]

Oooooookay, that'd be a zero then!

My effort to helping you rehabilitate? I guess I'd give me a six. I mean, we've only just met. I don't wanna push you TOO hard. We've only just started to be friends!

How well do I communicate with my fellow wardens... an eight. Between you and me, some of 'em can be pretty creepy.

How much do I trust my inmate. .... hmm. I'll give you a five. I mean, you did eat the potato salad.

Here's another good one. How much do you trust me?