{{ WARNINGS & PUNISHMENTS }}

Jul 26, 2010 01:07

Can't a man enjoy a good cup of broth without three little urchins spilling it in his lap?

JINX! That's no way to impress a lady. Strike one!

Danny! rrrrrr, RUFF! RUFF! YIPEYIPEYIPEYIPEYIPE!!

KRUMBLY! Who wants to take a field trip? THE BRIG FOR YOU.

{{ ooc: The following punishments are now in effect for the following passengers:

Danny's collar will turn into a big pink ribbon tied in a bow, and whenever Ganondorf speaks to him the words will sound garbled and nonsensical. This will last for three days.

Kimblee will find himself in the brig for three days; but it's not one of the usual cells that greets him. Instead of being drafty and chilly, his cell is warm. Very warm. The floor is soft and uneven and it seems to be made out of flesh. The only light comes from a single lightbulb that hangs from the center of the ceiling, and the lightbulb is fused with what looks like neural tissue to provide the electricity. A heartbeat can be heard if one presses their ear to the soft, pulsating wall. As for food and water... well, the flesh shall provide. Human breasts grow out of the walls here and there beside human arms of all shades and pigmentations. The arms and hands wave around gently, seeking to touch something. Moving too close to them will earn you a punch or a scratch, and striking back at them seems to have no effect whatsoever. It's just so hot in there, you're bound to get thirsty eventually.

Kimblee's hands will have turned into seal flippers, which he feels compelled to clap together and make "Arf arf" noises while balancing a ball on his nose. He should be careful not to let it drop, because if he does, his face is frozen in whatever expression he was making until he gets that ball back where it should be! This will last for six days total. }}

!kimblee, !jinx, punishments, !danny

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