Prompt Post 001

Jul 14, 2011 19:42

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Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (2b/4) hermione_vader August 12 2011, 03:54:44 UTC
"Deadpool---er, Wade, this can't be a good idea." Steve's stomach flipped as he watched Wilson hopping from rafter to rafter, throwing his two swords (katana, he said they were called) up in air and leaping much too fast to catch them.

"Of course it's not a good idea, Cap. I only ever had one of those---June 23, 1997," Wilson said, pausing to spin the katana together like a sharp, silver wheel.

"What was it?"

"I don't know anymore." He tossed the swords and flipped backward onto the next beam.

"I once thought I had a good idea," Darcy said through a mouthful of brownie. "I took a lit class on Jane Austen for an elective and thought I could just watch the movies. It flopped when I based my final paper's thesis on Darcy's open-shirt rowing scene. Turns out that's not in the book."

"Aw, that's what I woulda done, Darce." Toss, flip. Toss, leap.

Steve took a cookie out of the bag this time, one covered in M&M's. "So, Darcy, you're a college girl?"

"Yup, I'm only doing the whole S.H.I.E.L.D. thing to finish up six credits. Political science. One day, I'll be a senator and you guys will totally be my security guards."

"'Cept I'll be your top aide!" Wilson shouted, swiping the swords against each other.

"So you'd be the first, then? Woman senator, I mean."

Darcy looked at him like he'd just grown two extra heads. Then she laughed, reached up, and patted him on the head. "You are such a cute little Martian! And no."

"You tell 'im, Darcy!" Toss, jump. Toss, twirl.

Steve's cheeks grew hot. "Just wondering: do you and Wilson...are you two..."

"Me and Wade?" She laughed again, more giggly this time. "Nah, he's just my new BFF---he's the only guy around who's not a lame suit. Except for that guy in the file room who's got those dreamy green eyes---his name's Luke, I think. And Wade's got a much bigger crush on you anyway."

"You mean he's a---"

"He likes everything."

"Jesus, Cap, with your smooth moves, you're making me look like George Clooney." Wilson threw the katana against and jumped. Or at least Ryan Reynoooooooh!!!"

Wilson fell in slow motion with his arms and legs wiggling helplessly right before the swords pierced him onto the floor. At least, that's how Steve would remember it. He wouldn't remember running to his side (or Darcy following him), only the sight of Wilson splayed out a copy of the Vetruvian Man he'd once seen in an art book, only with more blades.

"Hi, Steve. What did you think of that landing?"

"You're still...does this place have a hospital wing?" Steve wondered why he still didn't know that.

"Don't sweat it, just pull these things out already!" Wilson reached over towards one of the katana with his unpierced arm, but quickly gave up. Steve yanked out the one in his side, then the one in his left arm. Wilson sprang up immediately. "Thanks for that, Cap! All good now!"

"Uh, how do you feel?" He heard Wilson's bones snap back into place. Not possible. Not even for Steve.

"Christlike, as always."

"As gross as it is, I kind of love it when he does that," Darcy remarked. They both ignored her.

"How did you---? You can't really---?"

Wilson punched him in the arm. "Like I said, Cap, we government experiments gotta stick together."

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Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (2b/4) hermione_vader August 12 2011, 16:58:49 UTC
"Like I said, Cap, we government experiments gotta stick together."

Now I totally wanna see Wolverine and X23 and anyone else who's an experiment to get in on this. It would be a party: a very crazy, very violent, very *fun* party.

Anyway, can't wait to read the rest; Deadpool always makes for a good story. More soon please!

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Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (2b/4) threegoldfish August 12 2011, 20:16:05 UTC
Please excuse me while I draw little hearts all around this fill.

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