Feb 18, 2005 14:24
survey. :)
1.If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?
haha i have discussed this before in a little college dorm in new jersey <3 it was something along the lines of : take a half an hour shit, jerk off, get head, have sex ..
2.If you could travel back in time and visit or be a part of any era of time at all,what era would it be,and why?
i would go back to the 70's .. at a huge doors concert .. and id be tripping on the best acid i could find.
3.If a tv producer approached you,and told you that you could write a tv show,what would your tv show be about,and who would star in it?:
it would be about me and my friends? uh .. me and my friends?
4.If you could be invisible for a whole day,what would you do?:
spy on boys when they're nakey =)
5.Imagine if you only had one meal left,and you could after that,never eat again.What foods would you want to eat,if you knew it would be your last time that you could eat them?:
i would eat my moms spaghetti, a cucumber, and some of mom's breadcrumb chicken.
6.If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally don't like,what would it be?:
uhm .. those damn ponchos.
7.If you could dye your hair ANY colour,would colour would you choose?:
the color i have now is fine, thanks :)
8.If you could look like any celebrity,who would choose and why?:
lindsay lohan because she's gorgeous.
9.If you could spend one hour with ANYONE,(alive,or dead) who would it be,and why?:
uhm .. jim morrison. he just seems like such an amazing person to talk to ..who would capture my attention and get me into this different world. idk.. <33
10.If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money?:
pay off my families bills, buy them nice things, give some to charity cause im a softy..
11.If you could take someones place in any movie,who would you like to be?:
pam anderson in her sex movie with tommy lee because tommy lee is fucking HOT.
12.If you were offered an all-expenses paid two week vacation to Disneyland with all your friends,or a life time supply of chocolate,which would you choose?:
oh man .. either or. as long as i had some weed id be fine =D
13.If world war 3 started,and nuclear bombs were being dropped in your country,what would be your first reaction?:
i would cry .. then call everyone i know and tell them how much i love them <3 =( oh thats sad.
14.If you were at the beach,and you saw a tidal wave coming,what would you do?:
grab whoever i knew couldnt swim and fucking run.
15.If you could tell one person ANYTHING,what would it be,and who would it be?:
lena .. i love you <3
16.Would you rather have a McDonalds restaurant in your house,or a Subway store?:
neither. id be fat :(
17.If you could visit one place in the world,where would you visit?:
ireland or australia
18.If you were given 5000 spending money,and could travel to any shopping destination in the world,where would you choose?:
don't care :)
19.If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street,what would be your first reaction?:
shit myself.
20.If you could change your first name to anything you wanted,what would you change it to?:
i like the name juliana :)
21.If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive,or poor and drop dead gorgeous,which would you choose?:
don't care.
23.Whats one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like?:
uh .. i have nice toe nails. honestly..
24.If you were told today that you had only a month to live,what would be all the things you would do,or say before you died?:
i would do everything i could. drugs booz sex bungee jump .. i dont care man. id tell everyone what they ment for me, and what they've done for me.
25.If you could change any part of your appearance,what would it be?:
freckles. i swear to god if i get called cute one more time ..
26.If you had your own line of cosmetics,what would you call it,and what kind of products would you make?:
i would make eyeshadow cause im obsessed with eyeshadow .. and id call it .. uh.. shady shit :)
27.If you had your own line of underwear,how would you design it?:
oh man. the coolest fucking thongs you have ever seen
28.If you could completely destroy one place in the world (country,building,whatever) what would it be?:
cheryl's house.. but only she could be in it.
29.If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house,which would you choose?:
idk
30.If you could invite any celebrities to a party you were hosting,who would they be?:
uh .. id invite whoever was cool.
31.If you were allowed to have ANY kind of animal you wanted,what would it be?:
sheep and cow and sloth <3
32.If you could get cosmetic surgery and could only get one procedure done,what would choose if you only had 2 options; Completely flat chested-would you get breast implants?: A really long,crooked big nose-would you get a nose job?:
nose job all the way homes.
33.If someone you didn't find really attractive,but was really nice,and lavished expensive gifts on their girlfriends asked you out,would you turn them down?:
i dont care about gifts or attractivity cause i think everyone is cute.
34.If you could have one super power,what would it be?:
flying man !
35.If you could be any kind of toy,what toy would you be?:
rubrix cube ?
36.If you could be either a)Tara Reid b)Shannon Elizabeth c)Jennifer Love Hewitt who would you most like to be?:
uhm .. =) no.
37.If you could have ANY celebrity's wardrobe,who would you choose?:
i like my clothes, thanks :)
38.If you could make any kind of movie,what would your movie be about,and who would ask to star in it?:
my movie would be about me and my friends when we get high .. and my friends would star in it. :D
39.If you could be in any music video of your choice,what would it be?:
id be a girl [obviously] in like a .. senses fail video.
40.If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes,what would you ask for?:
i know this sounds corny .. but no wars in the world :)
i wish the government would release the cure for cancer and aids and i wouldnt be incredibly expensive
for my family to have money ?
41.If you could commit any crime,and totally get away with it,what would you do?:
idk .. smuggle drugs.
42.Would you rather go to school from
a)12:00pm to 6:00pm
b)4:00pm to 10:00pm
c)10:00am to 4:00am
d) 6:00am to 12:00pm
d man.
43. If you could design your own line of clothing,how would you design it?:
it'd be pretty and everything would match.
44.If you had the choice of the worlds best mobile phone,or a 90 minute shopping spree in your favourite store,what would you choose?:
mobile phone ? fuck you. shopping spree :)
45.If you could get any tattoo,or any piercing of your choice without any limitations,what would you get?:
"so slice open my veins and let the romace bleed away" on my back :)
46.If you were on a desert island with one person only,who would that person be?:
oh jesus. don't make me choose !
47.If you were able swap lives with ANYONE,who would you swap with?:
no one. my life is pretty damn good ..
48.If you could live anywhere in the world,where would you live?:
home is nice :)
49.What concert would you most like to go to?:
a juliana theory concert.
50.If you could ask the following people only one question,what would it be?:
a)Micheal Jackson: do you touch little boys?
b) Britney Spears: uh ..
c) President Bush: why are you such an illeterate asshole ?
d) The Pope: are you still sick?
e) Brad Pitt: did you know, your ex wife looks like my friend nikki? =)
f) Kermit the Frog: =) man .. i love you. <3
g) Eminem: gay people are cool. okay ?
h) Mariah Carey: why don't you sing normally?
i) Cameron Diaz: why do you piss me off so much ?
j) Jerry Seinfeld: are you jewish?
k) Homer Simpson: i dont watch your show.
l) Bill Clinton: is your wife running for president?
m) Marilyn Manson: what is the name of that really hott kid in your tainted love video ? i wanna rock his socks. ;]
n) Sharon Osbourne: =) you used to be fat, right?
o) Mike Myers: were wayne and garth stoners ?
p) Mr Bean: who are you?
q) Madonna: your nuts ..
r) Elvis Presely: are you still alive?
s) Marilyn Monroe: my daddy is in love with you. fuck him :)
t) Cher: haha my friend lenny really likes you.
u) Elton John: elton, i love you forever and ever. your music is beautiful <3 when are you coming to pennsylvania again?
v) Pamela Anderson: was tommy lee good ?
w) Anna Nicole-Smith: you bother me.
x) Jennifer Lopez: your pretty, but you cant sing very well.
y) John Edward: =) who are you?
z) Jerry Springer: can i have tickets to your show for my friend jamie? she loves you.
51.If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day,or Madonna?:
marilyn monroe. id want to see how she really died.
52.If you could be any character in the Simpsons,who would you be?:
i dont like that show man
53.If you could live with any celebrity,who would it be and why?:
uhm .. all the boys from senses fail so we could fuck like rabbits.
54:What in your opinion is the greatest song ever made?:
let me think here. everything - the juliana theory. or stairway to heaven - led zeppelin
55.If you could live under the sea,or up in the clouds,where would you choose?:
under the sea with the fish :)
56.If you punch any celebrity in the face,who would it be?:
paris hilton. fucking skank. =)
57.Answer just Yes (like it) or No (don’t like it) for the following songs:
a) Dirrrty-Chrstina Aguilera: yes
b) St Anger-Metallica: yes <3
c) American Life-Madonna: no . you cant rap
d) Baby One More Time-Britney Spears: no
e) Stop-The Spice Girls: yeah dude
f) Its my Life-Bon Jovi: yeah. he's hott
g) Mobscene-Marilyn Manson: yeah
h) Rock your body-Justin Timberlake: yeah. catchy shit
i) Sing for the moment-Eminem: no. aerosmith
j) Barenaked-Jennifer Love Hewitt: she bothers me so a big fat fucking NO.
k) Gangsta’s Paradise-Coolio: YEAH <3
l) Country Grammar-Nelly: yeah
m) Complicated-Avril Lavigne: no
n) Underneath your clothes-Shakira: yes
o) In da club-50 cent: haha yeah
p) Through the Rain-Mariah Carey: no
q) My heart will go on-Celine Dion: no
r) I got you babe-Cher and Sonny: yeah man :)
s) All the things she said-Tatu: lol omg .. lesbians running through the rain. whats better?
t) Jenny from the block-Jennifer Lopez: im still, im still carlos from the block.
u) Stole-Kelly Rowland: never heard it
v) Lose Yourself-Eminem: no
w) Work it-Missy Elliot: yeah
x) Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson: no.
y) I cant get you out of my head-Kylie Minogue: no.
z) I will always love you-Whitney Houston: yeah. shes an amazing singer
58.What is the one movie you wish you could memorize word for word?:
ive almost gone waynes world down completely :)
59.If you could be a model for either a)Underwear b)Lipstick c)Perfume or d)Jeans which would you choose?:
underwear. i have a nice butt :) wait .. a perfume model. how the fuck would you do that?
61. Type a one word opinion of the following people:
Your mother: crazy
Marge Simpson: who?
President Bush: stupid
Saddam Hussein: terrorist
Eminem: okay
Angelina Jolie: ew
Mariah Carey: whiner
The Osbournes: no
Pamela Anderson: attractive
Will Smith: LOVE
Brad Pitt: fuzzy
Geri Halliwell: old
The Queen of England: ?
Oscar the grouch: green <33
Cher: nuts
Jerry Springer: fake
Ned Flanders: ?
Cartman from South Park: uh. .
The American Idol: which one?
62.Whats your opinion on:
HIV/AIDS: it's terrible that our government would actually let this fucking shit go on while we have a cure for it.
War: i do not like it at all
Australia: beautiful
Homosexuality: right on <3
Religion: eat me.
Beauty: is the most complex thing in the world. Things that can't usually be seen are some of the most beautiful things ever.
Murder: =/ not cool.
Suicide: terrible.
Love: crazy fucking shit. beautiful and terrible <3
Sex before marriage: hey if your horny then why not?
Porn Stars: =) their lucky.
Theft: it happens ..
Eating disorders: their not cool. i wish they didnt happen
Abortion: only if raped.
Rape: wrong =/
Violence: i don't like it.
Cancer: ive lost way too much to cancer. our fucking government blows.
TV: the only good shows are on nick at nite <3
Celebrities: why do people always have to be in their buisness?
Hollywood: big ?
Friends: are the most amazing thing ever. i would die without them <3
Family: the people you love, but your so ashamed of.
63.When you see old people with wrinkly skin and gray hair,do you fear ageing?:
no. i don't even think about it
64.If you could create the ultimate theme park,what would you call it,where would you want it to be,and what type of rides would you have in it?:
oh jesus. id want like sick ass fuckin rides, like huge coasters and spinny shit ..and it would be in .. pennsylvania cause its pretty. it would be called "i need a cigarette." .. cause i do.
65.Have you ever been on a rollercoaster,and felt your safety harness loosening?:
yeah dude on the pheonix. but i still love that coaster :)
66.If you went to a fortune teller,what would you want to know about the future or the present?:
future : who close to me is going to die ?
67.Do you believe in God? Do you think God is male or female,or both?:
i don't believe in god. people are just so lost that they believe in this little man above the clouds who controls their lives and saves them because they don't have anything else to believe in.
68.Whats more appealing,lying on the beach on a hot summers day,with the sound of the ocean crashing,or lying in front of a fireplace on a cold winters night?:
i hate hottness. id like to lay on the beach at night with the sound of the ocean crashing .. but the fireplace on a cold winters night is better.
69.If you made a song,would it be a slow ballad,an R & B hip hop tune,rap,dance,upbeat or easy listening?:
easy listening :)
70.What is your all time favourite quote?:
oh jeez. anything by brand new .. they write amazingly.
71.Who inspires you?:
no one really.
72.Do you believe your dreams have significance?:
no. they usually make no sense what so ever.
73.What can you tell from a person,just by looking at them? What feature gives away their personality in your opinion?:
you can't tell anything from just looking at a person. don't judge, fuckers.
74.If you could be a character in any tv show,which tv show would you choose?:
uh .. idk ?
75.If a friend you’ve known for a long time,and like a lot,asked you to go out with them,would you turn them down?:
it depends on how i felt about them.
76.What body part do you sometimes take for granted?:
i don't understand.
77.If you were diagnosed with a treatable cancer,would you fight for your life,or would you crumble,and let the illness defeat you?:
fight even though i won't win.
78.Are you confident when getting up and speaking in front of a crowd?:
not really. i don't like people looking at me.
79.Would you like to be celebrity,if it meant constantly having to watch what you say,and what you do,and have your privacy taken from you.Is it really worth it?:
definately not. i feel bad for those people.
80.Would you like your friends to fill out this survey?:
yeah man. it's really time occupying. i think im going to go get another one because im lazy and dont feel like doing anything else
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