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In Mexico ..
“Yoli the piñata tail” and “Christo the burro kicker”, pose as two volunteers handing out toys in Mexico to underprivileged families. Under the cover of decent human beings, these two banditos single handedly stormed 18 taco stands and 3 churro vendors in their efforts to raise money for the Mexican toy cartel known as “el conejito hambriento”. They were successful in their efforts and fled across the border under the cover of two salsa dancers named Chi Chi and Rodrigo. One of their many alias’.
On the lamb these two desperados found shelter in a little town called Big Pine. Resembling Bonnie and Clyde, the two bought vintage automobiles and spent the next month robbing banks in rural parts of CA. Befriending only animals and old people. Unfortunately we don’t have any pictures that show the couple feeding the old people.
The two became bored with the solitude of desert life and decided a change was necessary. So on their 7 month anniversary they up and moved to Brazil, where they became nightclub owners by night and artists by day. They actually learned how to salsa dance and decided it was time to go straight. For Christo going straight was harder, seeing as how he had become accustomed to the metro way of life that Brazil afforded him. Then he realized that "going straight" meant getting real career goals and all was well with the two.
The two ventured all over the world only to return to the US for Josie’s parents anniversary. They wondered who the dirty Frenchman was that their daughter had brought home. Once Josie explained that it was merely a Spaniard with a beard, they rejoiced and had a lovely lunch.
Even Josie’s younger sister was happy to see that her sister had lived such an adventurous life. Being more of a homebody though, Brendita and her new boyfriend Nigel don’t get out much.
.. Update. Besides the fact that this post is ridiculous BUT entirely true. Brendita has since broken up with Nigel and found a nice youngman named Daniel. Daniel is a proffessional bowler and NEVER looks at other women.
“Yoli the piñata tail” and “Christo the burro kicker”, pose as two volunteers handing out toys in Mexico to underprivileged families. Under the cover of decent human beings, these two banditos single handedly stormed 18 taco stands and 3 churro vendors in their efforts to raise money for the Mexican toy cartel known as “el conejito hambriento”. They were successful in their efforts and fled across the border under the cover of two salsa dancers named Chi Chi and Rodrigo. One of their many alias’.
On the lamb these two desperados found shelter in a little town called Big Pine. Resembling Bonnie and Clyde, the two bought vintage automobiles and spent the next month robbing banks in rural parts of CA. Befriending only animals and old people. Unfortunately we don’t have any pictures that show the couple feeding the old people.
The two became bored with the solitude of desert life and decided a change was necessary. So on their 7 month anniversary they up and moved to Brazil, where they became nightclub owners by night and artists by day. They actually learned how to salsa dance and decided it was time to go straight. For Christo going straight was harder, seeing as how he had become accustomed to the metro way of life that Brazil afforded him. Then he realized that "going straight" meant getting real career goals and all was well with the two.
The two ventured all over the world only to return to the US for Josie’s parents anniversary. They wondered who the dirty Frenchman was that their daughter had brought home. Once Josie explained that it was merely a Spaniard with a beard, they rejoiced and had a lovely lunch.
Even Josie’s younger sister was happy to see that her sister had lived such an adventurous life. Being more of a homebody though, Brendita and her new boyfriend Nigel don’t get out much.
.. Update. Besides the fact that this post is ridiculous BUT entirely true. Brendita has since broken up with Nigel and found a nice youngman named Daniel. Daniel is a proffessional bowler and NEVER looks at other women.