October
Bonjour. I have been very busy lately searching for a crew to man the dumpster I have commandeered. Yes, this is the dumpster mentioned in my last post. rj_parks has been insufferable lately, and bones has been too drunk to trust with any kind of mission. Crew members apply here! I offer no benefits, pay in cookies, and lots of hard work. But once we begin pillaging, you will see that it is well worth it to be in my employ. Crepe making skills are a plus.
Once I get the dumpster under control, I plan to roll it down to the ocean and commandeer a proper ship. While better than nothing, Capitan of a Dumpster is well beneath the Dread Pirate Henri.
Let me tell you, Joolie and Not Joolie have moved to a place that is FREEZING. I have fur, and I'm cold. Joolie keeps saying it will be fine, like she will generate heat from somewhere magically, but I do not believe it. Other than capers, evil plans, and pirating, I am not leaving the bed until Spring. Nuts to this.
The trip back to my homeland has now been postponed to 2010. I am not pleased. However New Orleans is coming soon, so that will have to do. Beignets for all! Or just me! Yes, beignets for me, that sounds right.
Now, off with you to find me a reliable, cheap crew!
Once I get the dumpster under control, I plan to roll it down to the ocean and commandeer a proper ship. While better than nothing, Capitan of a Dumpster is well beneath the Dread Pirate Henri.
Let me tell you, Joolie and Not Joolie have moved to a place that is FREEZING. I have fur, and I'm cold. Joolie keeps saying it will be fine, like she will generate heat from somewhere magically, but I do not believe it. Other than capers, evil plans, and pirating, I am not leaving the bed until Spring. Nuts to this.
The trip back to my homeland has now been postponed to 2010. I am not pleased. However New Orleans is coming soon, so that will have to do. Beignets for all! Or just me! Yes, beignets for me, that sounds right.
Now, off with you to find me a reliable, cheap crew!