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[capitalnotspice]

Tentacle monsters.

Mmkay.

... Right.

Comments

[pureplainpatron]

...

...so?

[capitalnotspice]

I'm highly amused, horrified, and angry at the same time.

[pureplainpatron]

...why?

[capitalnotspice]

Because fate is poking fun of me and going "nya nya nya nya nyaaaa nya".

[pureplainpatron]

...poking fun at you?

[capitalnotspice]

Rawr, Erland.

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply.

[pureplainpatron]

There are dots you're not connecting for me. Should I connect them myself?

[capitalnotspice]

I would say yes, but for some reason I'm quite afraid what the results will be.

[pureplainpatron]

Well, my first thought would be that you have a tentacle rape fetish... but since you seem to go for old men first and foremost, that seems very unlikely.

[capitalnotspice]

What would happen if I had a tentacle rape fetish with older men?

[pureplainpatron]

...that'd be rather hard, unless you're also scouting for tentacle monsters in disguise.

[capitalnotspice]

I'm sorta... in the possession of one?

[pureplainpatron]

...

Hehe...

Oh, that DOES explain a few things...

[capitalnotspice]

... yeah. Something like that.

[Private to Erland]

What do you know about this tentacle monster thing? Is it related to Gren in some way? Jean, Johan's strange darker half, even Hoshi perhaps ... what's going on with them?

[Private to Sora]

[pureplainpatron]

Which one?

Gren... maybe. It's supposedly not of this world, in a fairly Lovecraftian way.

I know it's affected Jean and probably Hoshi, but I don't think it's related to how Johuber came into existence.

[Private Thread]

[capitalnotspice]

There's more than one?

Is that woman involved with all of this? That one who used to speak in a French accent.

His latest post, I mean.

Sorry if I'm unbearably ignorant-sounding here. I'm just confused as to what's going on in the island as usual.