Life Sucks
Memorable Quotes:
Tyler: "Today, at summer day, this 70 lbs girl made me throw her into the pool about sixty times."
Richard: "Did you get off on it?"
Eileen: "Susan said she loved you! What did you say back?"
John: "I said that there is no such thing as love."
Eileen: "John! You can't be serious!"
John: "What? I said I liked her. Like I like my toothbrush; I like what my toothbrush does for my teeth, and I like what Susan does for my dick."
Richard: "I would do Shelby (PJ's 14 year old sister), wouldn't you Jason?"
Jason: (after a long pause): "I'm not going to say yes, but I'm not going to say no either."
Tyler: "Today, at summer day, this 70 lbs girl made me throw her into the pool about sixty times."
Richard: "Did you get off on it?"
Eileen: "Susan said she loved you! What did you say back?"
John: "I said that there is no such thing as love."
Eileen: "John! You can't be serious!"
John: "What? I said I liked her. Like I like my toothbrush; I like what my toothbrush does for my teeth, and I like what Susan does for my dick."
Richard: "I would do Shelby (PJ's 14 year old sister), wouldn't you Jason?"
Jason: (after a long pause): "I'm not going to say yes, but I'm not going to say no either."