Dec 10, 2006 14:46
As Lauren's stomach turned and convulsed in ways unknown to man before, Dr. Moran detailed the defensive advantages of his home. Isolated, uphill, and an excellent view- the perfect stronghold against ebola, avian flu, and zombies. "I live out in the woods, so it's kind of like a compound. Great place for paint balling." Lauren had a brief image of her Natural History professor armed with an environmentally-safe paint ball gun, aiming for zombies stumbling up his vertical, highly visible driveway. "What if the zombies try to attack by helicopter, Dr. Moran?".