My Friends Are Evil
So...this is what I get when I tell people that I have hiccups and I'm freaking out...
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:15 PM): omg! omg!
Juggling Bats (9:16:23 PM): yes dear?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:24 PM): quick! what gets rid of hiccups?!
Juggling Bats (9:16:33 PM): Nothing that I've ever found...
Juggling Bats (9:16:35 PM): Why?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:37 PM): oh, fuck me!
Juggling Bats (9:16:41 PM): No thanks
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:44 PM): because i hate hiccups
Juggling Bats (9:16:47 PM): Me too
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:47 PM): ::glares::
Juggling Bats (9:16:52 PM): I had them twice yesterday
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:53 PM): i am like, freaking out right now
Juggling Bats (9:16:58 PM): Hey, you brought that on yourself
Juggling Bats (9:16:59 PM): Why?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:08 PM): because i hate them sooooooo much
Juggling Bats (9:17:12 PM): I'm sorry?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:20 PM): yeah, well, a lot of good you are!
Juggling Bats (9:17:21 PM): You do know that I'm going to post this on lj, right?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:26 PM): i hate you.
Juggling Bats (9:17:29 PM): I know.
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:31 PM): *hiccup*
Juggling Bats (9:17:36 PM): lush.
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:48 PM): nu-uh!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:54 PM): ::cries::
Juggling Bats (9:18:03 PM): ::whacks over the head::
Juggling Bats (9:18:05 PM): scare ya?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:10 PM): uhm. no.
Juggling Bats (9:18:18 PM): worth a shot
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:24 PM): iii have to write a paper
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:27 PM): this cannot happen
Juggling Bats (9:18:29 PM): hahaha
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:38 PM): stop it!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:46 PM): i go to you for support and this is what you do to me!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:52 PM): good freaking RA you are!
Juggling Bats (9:18:54 PM): Sad, but true
Juggling Bats (9:19:25 PM): even better, check lj
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:03 PM): ehhhhhhhhh....i hate my life
Juggling Bats (9:20:10 PM): Whyfor?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:27 PM): because of hiccups
Juggling Bats (9:20:41 PM): right. that
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:50 PM): and dysfunctional RAs that live on the boys' side even when they're a girl
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:02 PM): and who do double posts in lj
Juggling Bats (9:21:12 PM): I'm tryin gto delete it
Juggling Bats (9:21:14 PM): shut up
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:20 PM): lol
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:50 PM): people thinking by might...wait, no
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:00 PM): people WALKING by might think i'm having sex
Juggling Bats (9:22:06 PM): HAHA
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:15 PM): because i've been making little sounds after the hiccups that i can't help
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:28 PM): oh man
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:31 PM): i just got the hiccups
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:34 PM): FUCK ME
Homalock (9:11:45 PM): lol
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:06 PM): you don't understand...i don't deal with hiccups well
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:08 PM): i freak out
Homalock (9:13:05 PM): don't think about it
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:40 PM): i can't help it!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:26 PM): brb
Homalock (9:15:35 PM): ok
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:22 PM): ehhhhhhh
Homalock (9:24:29 PM): still have the hiccups
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:36 PM): yesssss
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:27 PM): quick! QUICK!
emble54 (9:12:31 PM): WHAT?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:37 PM): what gets rid of hiccups?!?!
emble54 (9:12:43 PM): ummm uhhh
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:45 PM): omg
emble54 (9:12:46 PM): hold ur breath
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:47 PM): i am freaking out
emble54 (9:12:49 PM): for 30 seconds
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:50 PM): i hate hiccups
emble54 (9:12:53 PM): then say watermellon 5 times
emble54 (9:12:54 PM): or
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:55 PM): 30 seconds?!
emble54 (9:12:58 PM): eat a spoonfull of sugar
emble54 (9:12:59 PM): yeah
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:04 PM): it won't work!
emble54 (9:13:10 PM): what the sugar?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:16 PM): 30 seconds
emble54 (9:14:07 PM): um..did you say watermelon 5 times after?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:08 PM): and i don't have sugar!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:10 PM): YES!
emble54 (9:14:24 PM): i dunno then
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:58 PM): omg omg omg omg omg
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:20 PM): i hate hiccups so much
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:21 PM): brb
emble54 (9:15:28 PM): me too
emble54 (9:15:29 PM): o
emble54 (9:15:30 PM): l
emble54 (9:15:32 PM): k*
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:18 PM): ehhhhhh
emble54 (9:24:28 PM): did youget rid of them?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:41 PM): NO!
emble54 (9:25:31 PM): bummer
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:31:12 PM): YAY!
emble54 (9:31:22 PM): get rid of them?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:31:41 PM): ate a big spoonful of peanut butter
emble54 (9:32:05 PM): YUM
emble54 (9:32:07 PM): ur so lucky
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:09 PM): hellllllp!
EgyptianButter (9:25:16 PM): whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:21 PM): i have hiccups!
EgyptianButter (9:25:25 PM): eek!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:25 PM): whatg ets rid of them?
EgyptianButter (9:25:34 PM): um, drinking water (its a try)
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:38 PM): i tried!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:41 PM): ::whines::
EgyptianButter (9:26:06 PM): ok, try to breathe normal to slowly, ignoring when you hiccup (aka, if you hiccup mid breath, just keep breathing)
EgyptianButter (9:26:09 PM): kinda like meditating
EgyptianButter (9:26:13 PM): that helps me
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:27:37 PM): didn't work
EgyptianButter (9:27:53 PM): well, you have to try it for like 5 minutes
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:28:05 PM): no patience!
EgyptianButter (9:28:06 PM): long term treatment
EgyptianButter (9:29:43 PM): lol
EgyptianButter (9:29:43 PM): uh oh..........did you eat anything recently?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:30:14 PM): yay!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:30:22 PM): i ate a big spoonful of peanut butter and it worked!
EgyptianButter (9:30:27 PM): yay!
EgyptianButter (9:30:29 PM): hurray!
EgyptianButter (9:30:31 PM): huzzah!
EgyptianButter (9:30:35 PM): I am glad you are hiccup free
marquette003 (9:22:42 PM): hey
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:46 PM): hi
marquette003 (9:22:54 PM): what up?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:02 PM): i am having a panic attack
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:08 PM): it's a crisis over here
marquette003 (9:23:13 PM): shit
marquette003 (9:23:21 PM): lots of papers?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:22 PM): only cuz i have the hiccups and i hate then
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:24 PM): them*
marquette003 (9:23:32 PM): is that it?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:39 PM): yes
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:43 PM): you don't understand
marquette003 (9:23:44 PM): haha
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:45 PM): i HATE them
marquette003 (9:23:48 PM): are you kidding me?
marquette003 (9:23:51 PM): whatever
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:07 PM): fuck you man!
marquette003 (9:24:30 PM): whatever
BUT...thank you to Danielle who taught me the Peanut Butter trick! Also:
MangledBeretta: Excited? Anxious? Nervous?
MangledBeretta: i thought that you were talking about the ice cream
Good night!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:15 PM): omg! omg!
Juggling Bats (9:16:23 PM): yes dear?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:24 PM): quick! what gets rid of hiccups?!
Juggling Bats (9:16:33 PM): Nothing that I've ever found...
Juggling Bats (9:16:35 PM): Why?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:37 PM): oh, fuck me!
Juggling Bats (9:16:41 PM): No thanks
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:44 PM): because i hate hiccups
Juggling Bats (9:16:47 PM): Me too
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:47 PM): ::glares::
Juggling Bats (9:16:52 PM): I had them twice yesterday
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:16:53 PM): i am like, freaking out right now
Juggling Bats (9:16:58 PM): Hey, you brought that on yourself
Juggling Bats (9:16:59 PM): Why?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:08 PM): because i hate them sooooooo much
Juggling Bats (9:17:12 PM): I'm sorry?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:20 PM): yeah, well, a lot of good you are!
Juggling Bats (9:17:21 PM): You do know that I'm going to post this on lj, right?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:26 PM): i hate you.
Juggling Bats (9:17:29 PM): I know.
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:31 PM): *hiccup*
Juggling Bats (9:17:36 PM): lush.
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:48 PM): nu-uh!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:17:54 PM): ::cries::
Juggling Bats (9:18:03 PM): ::whacks over the head::
Juggling Bats (9:18:05 PM): scare ya?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:10 PM): uhm. no.
Juggling Bats (9:18:18 PM): worth a shot
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:24 PM): iii have to write a paper
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:27 PM): this cannot happen
Juggling Bats (9:18:29 PM): hahaha
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:38 PM): stop it!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:46 PM): i go to you for support and this is what you do to me!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:18:52 PM): good freaking RA you are!
Juggling Bats (9:18:54 PM): Sad, but true
Juggling Bats (9:19:25 PM): even better, check lj
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:03 PM): ehhhhhhhhh....i hate my life
Juggling Bats (9:20:10 PM): Whyfor?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:27 PM): because of hiccups
Juggling Bats (9:20:41 PM): right. that
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:20:50 PM): and dysfunctional RAs that live on the boys' side even when they're a girl
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:02 PM): and who do double posts in lj
Juggling Bats (9:21:12 PM): I'm tryin gto delete it
Juggling Bats (9:21:14 PM): shut up
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:20 PM): lol
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:21:50 PM): people thinking by might...wait, no
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:00 PM): people WALKING by might think i'm having sex
Juggling Bats (9:22:06 PM): HAHA
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:15 PM): because i've been making little sounds after the hiccups that i can't help
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:28 PM): oh man
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:31 PM): i just got the hiccups
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:11:34 PM): FUCK ME
Homalock (9:11:45 PM): lol
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:06 PM): you don't understand...i don't deal with hiccups well
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:08 PM): i freak out
Homalock (9:13:05 PM): don't think about it
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:40 PM): i can't help it!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:26 PM): brb
Homalock (9:15:35 PM): ok
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:22 PM): ehhhhhhh
Homalock (9:24:29 PM): still have the hiccups
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:36 PM): yesssss
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:27 PM): quick! QUICK!
emble54 (9:12:31 PM): WHAT?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:37 PM): what gets rid of hiccups?!?!
emble54 (9:12:43 PM): ummm uhhh
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:45 PM): omg
emble54 (9:12:46 PM): hold ur breath
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:47 PM): i am freaking out
emble54 (9:12:49 PM): for 30 seconds
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:50 PM): i hate hiccups
emble54 (9:12:53 PM): then say watermellon 5 times
emble54 (9:12:54 PM): or
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:12:55 PM): 30 seconds?!
emble54 (9:12:58 PM): eat a spoonfull of sugar
emble54 (9:12:59 PM): yeah
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:04 PM): it won't work!
emble54 (9:13:10 PM): what the sugar?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:13:16 PM): 30 seconds
emble54 (9:14:07 PM): um..did you say watermelon 5 times after?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:08 PM): and i don't have sugar!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:10 PM): YES!
emble54 (9:14:24 PM): i dunno then
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:14:58 PM): omg omg omg omg omg
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:20 PM): i hate hiccups so much
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:15:21 PM): brb
emble54 (9:15:28 PM): me too
emble54 (9:15:29 PM): o
emble54 (9:15:30 PM): l
emble54 (9:15:32 PM): k*
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:18 PM): ehhhhhh
emble54 (9:24:28 PM): did youget rid of them?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:41 PM): NO!
emble54 (9:25:31 PM): bummer
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:31:12 PM): YAY!
emble54 (9:31:22 PM): get rid of them?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:31:41 PM): ate a big spoonful of peanut butter
emble54 (9:32:05 PM): YUM
emble54 (9:32:07 PM): ur so lucky
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:09 PM): hellllllp!
EgyptianButter (9:25:16 PM): whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:21 PM): i have hiccups!
EgyptianButter (9:25:25 PM): eek!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:25 PM): whatg ets rid of them?
EgyptianButter (9:25:34 PM): um, drinking water (its a try)
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:38 PM): i tried!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:25:41 PM): ::whines::
EgyptianButter (9:26:06 PM): ok, try to breathe normal to slowly, ignoring when you hiccup (aka, if you hiccup mid breath, just keep breathing)
EgyptianButter (9:26:09 PM): kinda like meditating
EgyptianButter (9:26:13 PM): that helps me
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:27:37 PM): didn't work
EgyptianButter (9:27:53 PM): well, you have to try it for like 5 minutes
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:28:05 PM): no patience!
EgyptianButter (9:28:06 PM): long term treatment
EgyptianButter (9:29:43 PM): lol
EgyptianButter (9:29:43 PM): uh oh..........did you eat anything recently?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:30:14 PM): yay!
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:30:22 PM): i ate a big spoonful of peanut butter and it worked!
EgyptianButter (9:30:27 PM): yay!
EgyptianButter (9:30:29 PM): hurray!
EgyptianButter (9:30:31 PM): huzzah!
EgyptianButter (9:30:35 PM): I am glad you are hiccup free
marquette003 (9:22:42 PM): hey
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:22:46 PM): hi
marquette003 (9:22:54 PM): what up?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:02 PM): i am having a panic attack
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:08 PM): it's a crisis over here
marquette003 (9:23:13 PM): shit
marquette003 (9:23:21 PM): lots of papers?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:22 PM): only cuz i have the hiccups and i hate then
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:24 PM): them*
marquette003 (9:23:32 PM): is that it?
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:39 PM): yes
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:43 PM): you don't understand
marquette003 (9:23:44 PM): haha
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:23:45 PM): i HATE them
marquette003 (9:23:48 PM): are you kidding me?
marquette003 (9:23:51 PM): whatever
IThinkiMayBeNuts (9:24:07 PM): fuck you man!
marquette003 (9:24:30 PM): whatever
BUT...thank you to Danielle who taught me the Peanut Butter trick! Also:
MangledBeretta: Excited? Anxious? Nervous?
MangledBeretta: i thought that you were talking about the ice cream
Good night!