from webbgirl this year
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pushed belladonna_sw in the mud (-17 points). In September I broke malnpudl's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I helped twoweevils across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1036 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
capecodgirl
This is the best one yet!
I get to pick who spanks me, right?