Everyone needs a little more HOPE in their lives, right?

[soulbondee]

Hey, guess what!

This isn't a mod post. This is a plot post. Not even a mod plot. Not even an entirely serious plot! gasp.

Short version: alignment switch, where heroes can become villains, villains can be heroes, and the people in between can finally get pushed to a side. Also there's a fetch quest for goofy adventures with swordfighting trees.

Comments

FETCH QUEST

[soulbondee]

Basically all your character needs to do is find one of the following (your choice) and beat it up until it turns into a normal thing again.#17 ( Leviathan Dragon): Street Vendor Food Cart.
You just wanted Polish sausage, but today everything's coming up with scales. The cart's purple, covered in scales, and since the built-in canopy turned into a set of wings, you can now get hot dog delivery up to the tenth floor.

#34 ( Terror-Byte): Traffic lights.
Covering four blocks worth of traffic signals, they're now painted with the distinctive black-and-yellow stripes used for barricade tape, and the lights themselves are out of sync. It's pretty terrible when it's got solid greens going in all four directions.

#83 ( Galaxy Queen): Bus.
A dark purple city bus covered in images of, well, galaxies and stars that shift and move around. The colors invert when parked, and cars in the immediate viscinity will follow the Galaxy Bus's lead no matter what. Also rejects fares from passengers younger than twenty.

#61 ( Volcasaurus): Fire hydrant.A

[soulbondee]

You got it! #17 deserves it, anyway.

[noelleno]

JAIME FOR #34

FIGHTING DUDES

[soulbondee]

Please indicate whether you would like your character to beat up HOPE or BLACK MIST.

Yes, you can kill them.

[satisfiedsigner]

Tom Riddle would be interested in fighting one of them. Just on principle of it obviously being wrong that they're messing with people. but idk which one he'd actually go after...

...this is if he isn't incapacitated by Snape first...

[soulbondee]

While the line "and then Voldemort Killed Hope" has some great poetic merit, personally I think it would be hilarious if Riddle went so heroic he wound up saving the city.

If he's not incapacitated first, anyway.

[anagrammatist]

yeah, i was definitely leaning toward Black Mist but then i went WELP LET'S JUST OVER-THINK THIS WHY NOT and actually now that i'm over thinking it even more he would only go after Hope for selfish reasons and that's not Good enough...

so ANYWAY i agree that it would be hilarious for Voldemort to help Save The Day. he would never live it down.

[soulblackened]

:)

[soulbondee]

cries

[soulblackened]

TAKE THAT NUMBER 39

I am the best one.

[soulbondee]

SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT

[insineration]

god bless us one and all

[soulbondee]

:3

[soulbondee]

so you're putting lust down for hope right

[insineration]

NOW THAT I ACTUALLY REREAD THE POST I REALIZE that although she has a concept of what humans consider right, she doesn't personally subscribe to it and more has a weird personal code which basically amounts to IS IT LOYAL TO FATHER AND UNCOMPROMISING OF MY PRIDE AS A HOMUNCULUS Y/N

WHICH ONE OF THESE WOULD SHE BE GETTING AFFECTED BY... BECAUSE IT'S WAY FUNNIER IF IT'S THE FIRST ONE LET'S BE REAL

[hoaryhosts]

Character: Stephen Strange / Dr. Strange
Hope or Black Mist?: Black Mist
What will they do under the influence?: Try to open a portal to Hell by sacrificing an innocent (in this case, Zoidberg).
Extra notes: Delicious black magic.

[soulbondee]

Is this the sort of sacrifice that will result in a delicious seafood platter?

[hoaryhosts]

It's probably one of those hokey "eye of newt/blood of a virgin" type of spells, and well, we all know Zoidberg isn't getting any, so.

[hoaryhosts]

But the seafood platter would be up to Ali.