WHO: Skids and Sabretooth
WHERE: a random cafe in the City
WHEN: Saturday at around lunch time
WARNINGS: it's Sabretooth
SUMMARY: Sabretooth and Skids run into one another. Oh joy.
FORMAT: Para to start.
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Little girls, this seems to say, never stop upon your way )
Itched like hell, though.
When he started to get hungry for something besides meat, Creed snagged a pair of sunglasses to guard himself from the light (and maybe to hide from the world how wretched he felt), and headed out with tags and a makeshift sling, to get some grub. Something soft and warm... and comforting, like a croissant. And a big-ass black coffee. Mmm, fuck yeah. And like five of those pussy-sized bottles of water, so he could drink until his lips stopped bleeding and his throat quit feeling like sand.
When he walked into the nearest coffee shop, and saw the length of the line he'd have to wait in to get those things, it was all he could do not to starting kicking every barista in the throat until he was satisfied. But that would get him the opposite of what he wanted, which was some food, drink, and god damn peace and quiet for maybe thirty minutes so he could think about something other than how much he wanted to scratch his arm-stump wrapped in rags.
So instead of resort to senseless violence (this time), he just stood at the back of the line, tapped his large boot a few times, and sighed impatiently behind his sunglasses.
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She even managed to start a conversation with the older woman in front of her, and tried to smile politely at the array of grandbaby pictures that she was suddenly being shown. As far as Sally was concerned, life was pretty good.
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He was an old man, probably only half-aware that he was even in a coffee shop, let alone what he was going to order. Actually, he seemed more interested in making playful banter with the 20-year-old barista, who was smiling politely and attempting to briefly answer his various questions about her studies, how long she'd been working there, if she liked living in the big City...
That was it.
"Hey Gramps," he snarled, "Entire civilizations have died in the time it takes you to order a cup of coffee. Let's go."
See, for Creed, that was darn near polite. He hadn't even cursed at him or threatened his life. Yet.
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And there he was.
God, she really hated this city sometimes. It seemed to enjoy taking really nice days and turning them into horrible ones. Otherwise Sabretooth wouldn't have come into the shop she was in. There had to be another coffee place right down the block. Fate hated her.
"You," she growled, and narrowed her eyes.
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"...me." He agreed, a little confused as to what was happening but figuring he probably deserved it.
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"You murderer," she muttered, not surprised he didn't seem to recognize her.
There were civilians around though and she didn't want to cause a panic. The barista, the little old man, and the older lady in front of her were already curiously watching them, and that was more than enough. That didn't stop her from chucking the bottle of water she was holding at Creed's head.
"You can just turn around and get out of here."
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He moved deliberately, and calmly, never taking his eyes off of her or even blinking. Clearly he wasn't going to leave. He just wanted her to be able to absorb the full meaning of what she'd just done. Of the fatal mistake she may have just made, picking a fight with Sabretooth on one of his rare good days.
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"Ex-boyfriend, honey?" the woman with the grandbaby pictures asked, and Sally made such a face. Ew. There was not enough brain bleach in the world to erase that comment.
"No. He's a really bad man who likes to hurt people," Sally replied, and threw the bag of chips she'd been holding at Creed as well.
She was pretty sure she heard the barista on the phone then, but her focus was on Creed.
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Well... the only one left alive.
Creed scowled as he swatted the chips to the ground, "Are you out of your fucking mind? Quit throwing stuff at me. Christ, I can't even get a fucking pastry in this City without some imPort brat coming at me with a gun or a whip or a bag of junk food. You CALM THE HELL DOWN, and either get your coffee or step out of line. You're just wasting my time right now."
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She really shouldn't have been arguing with Sabretooth. Clearly she wasn't thinking straight.
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Not the most convincing argument, but you always had to keep shit like that in mind. Not every Victor Creed was an ex-Marauder, after all.
"Look, you seem like a perfectly nice, if confused and whiney, little superhero-in-training. I didn't come here to kill you, in case you were wondering. I'm tired, I'm thirsty, and I'm nursing a pretty little scab if you haven't noticed," he waved his arm-stump at her in greeting, "So what do you say you cut your losses, pick up what's left of your dignity, and get the fuck out of my sight?"
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"I'm not leaving until you do." There was no way she was letting him be alone with people who couldn't defend themselves. At least she had her shield. "You can just turn yourself around and go somewhere else."
This was definitely going down as one of the stupider things she'd ever done.
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He took a couple of strides in her direction, just enough to make her nervous, but really he just wanted to brush past her and get to the front of the line. With a rifling left-handed motion he fished a filthy five-dollar bill out of one pocket and slapped it onto the counter, then leaned over and reached his long arms around the sneeze guard to grab a goddamn croissant.
When he turned back around, everyone in the shop looked like they'd been holding their breath. A few were watching him nervously, but the hilarious thing was that more than half were watching the girl.
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She noticed the way the people were looking at her. She was never going to be able to show her face in this establishment ever again. Sally just knew it.
God, she hated him.
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When he was done, he crushed the bottle and tossed it casually back to her. Poor little pup was seething, her knuckles practically white, like she was trying to squeeze her own blood out of her palms.
Aw shucks, now he felt bad. Might as well leave her satisfied by giving her a little taste of what she was expecting.
The villain leaned down then, bringing his face close enough to hers and lowering his voice so that only she could hear him: "I don't care what school you go to, or what I did to you. If you ever come at me like this again, I'm going to cut all that pretty yellow hair off your hot head, and make you eat it. Have a nice day."
With a smile and another bite of his warm, buttery croissant, he strode out of the coffee shop. Suddenly the sun didn't feel so bad.
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It was just not her day.
She hurriedly left the shop before anyone could say anything, heading for the jazz club. Once inside, she took out her own phone and dialed Sam's number. The City didn't look as promising as it had earlier in the morning. Stupid Creed. This was all his fault.
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