Carnies In Chitown
WHO: Deadpool and the carnies in Samuel's traveling circus freakshow (tag yourselves in!)
WHERE: Chicago
WHEN: Late in the game.
WARNINGS: Jerk-asses
SUMMARY: This is a gathering of jerks and weirdos. Fun ensues!
FORMAT: Whatever
"YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS THE ONE AND ONLY TRIPLE-DOUBLE-U: THE WORLD'S FUGLIEST TRAPEZE ARTIST!"
The Chicago fans are into the big show, but Wade Winston Wilson is just glad to be done. He's not big on the fruity leotard he has to wear, but it's better than having to bodyguard Samuel these days - the guy's getting twitchy and becoming a much bigger dick than he was at the get-go.
Backstage, he's swishing the sweat off of his neck with a towel as he looks around at the freakshow scrambling around for the next number, imagining what Statler and Waldorf are saying about the little acrobatic assholery he's just displayed. Looking around and making sure Carnage isn't about to pop out of nowhere and slice his head off.
"Hey! Who's a guy gotta boff around here to get a Fresca?"
WHERE: Chicago
WHEN: Late in the game.
WARNINGS: Jerk-asses
SUMMARY: This is a gathering of jerks and weirdos. Fun ensues!
FORMAT: Whatever
"YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS THE ONE AND ONLY TRIPLE-DOUBLE-U: THE WORLD'S FUGLIEST TRAPEZE ARTIST!"
The Chicago fans are into the big show, but Wade Winston Wilson is just glad to be done. He's not big on the fruity leotard he has to wear, but it's better than having to bodyguard Samuel these days - the guy's getting twitchy and becoming a much bigger dick than he was at the get-go.
Backstage, he's swishing the sweat off of his neck with a towel as he looks around at the freakshow scrambling around for the next number, imagining what Statler and Waldorf are saying about the little acrobatic assholery he's just displayed. Looking around and making sure Carnage isn't about to pop out of nowhere and slice his head off.
"Hey! Who's a guy gotta boff around here to get a Fresca?"