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[deadontarget]

WHO: the dynamic duo
WHERE: around town
WHEN: the evening of 3/18
WARNINGS: everything
SUMMARY: THEY GO OUT FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
FORMAT: whatev

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[antiduality]

[AND CARNAGE FLINGS HIMSELF ONTO THE SCENE, landing nearby. Where the hell did he come from. He just grins at Bullseye, long lost brother from another mother.]

Hey jackass.

[deadontarget]

[ONE LAST WAD OF PHLEGM DROPS DOWN before he hops up and spins around.]

Hey there Uggo! I'd be lyin' if I didn't say I missed the way those red blobs of feces all over your face brightens my day!

[antiduality]

Aw, gee, didn't know I was so cared about!

[And abruptly some tentacles lash out to try to GRAB BULLSEYE AND DRAG HIM CLOSER]

GIMME A HUG YOU FUCK.

[deadontarget]

[BACKHANDS A TENTACLE]

PUT THAT SHIT AWAY! I wanna get a steak.

[antiduality]

Hope you don't mean in no restaurant!

[deadontarget]

Uh. WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET A FUCKIN' STEAK, YA MORON?!

[Peers around]

Listen, we can just pop in and then out. I AIN'T ASKIN' FOR MUCH HERE!

[antiduality]

[POINTS DOWN AT SOME PEOPLE]

Right fucking there!

[deadontarget]

OH okay. WELL...

[reaches back to his quiver and grabs an arrow, then promptly snaps the head of it off]

Guess I can do appetizers first. THEN I WANT A REAL FUCKIN' STEAK. FILLET MIGNON SHIT.

[antiduality]

Hey, really? Yer gonna eat 'em FOR SERIOUS?

[SLAMS A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER, NEARLY KNOCKING HIM OFF THE ROOF :)]

I'M SO PROUD.

[deadontarget]

[ZANY ANIME FLAILING KYAAA. Regains composure. FROWNS.]

Hey FUCK. KNOCK IT OFF!

I ain't eatin' them! Heeeh. I'm more classy than that!

[He hops down to the fire escape and begins climbing down far enough to get a good spot on one of the suggested passerbys. Almost instantly, he flicks his wrist forward and watches person number one topple over.]

[antiduality]

[Just watches for a second. Then, without any tact or subtlety, he pounces on the other person and rips their head off. WITH HIS MOUTH.]

More for me, then!

[deadontarget]

HAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE!

[And the people in this area go scattering. Bullseye however, storms over to the nearest restaurant and blocks the door.]

NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL I GET ME SOME MEDIUM RARE STEAK. And there better not be no gristle in it.

[antiduality]

[Looks up.

STARTS LAUGHING.......]

[deadontarget]

[SOME PEOPLE START GOING FOR THE WINDOW.]

Hey. CARNY! Get yer ass over here. YOU GOT DESSERT!

[Some poor waiter barrels up with a steak. Bullseye just grabs it off the plate and munches into it. Omnom.]

[antiduality]

[Enters the restaurant. He hasn't been inside a place like this in YEARS AND YEARS. Just commences grabbed people left and right with his tentacles.]

Think I'll take 'em to go!

[LOL, ONE-LINERS]

[deadontarget]

[Suddenly throws his steak down.]

WHAT THE FUCK--

[STOMPS ON IT.]

I thought I said NO GRISTLE! THIS PLACE GETS ONE STAR FROM ME!

[Curls a finger into his mouth and plucks the little piece of bone from it. Squints, holding it in front of himself and scanning the remainder of the crowd in the restaurant.]

EANY, MEANY, MINEY, MOE!

[DOWN GOES THE LADY IN THE CORNER. Gristle in her skull.]