[AND CARNAGE FLINGS HIMSELF ONTO THE SCENE, landing nearby. Where the hell did he come from. He just grins at Bullseye, long lost brother from another mother.]
I ain't eatin' them! Heeeh. I'm more classy than that!
[He hops down to the fire escape and begins climbing down far enough to get a good spot on one of the suggested passerbys. Almost instantly, he flicks his wrist forward and watches person number one topple over.]
I thought I said NO GRISTLE! THIS PLACE GETS ONE STAR FROM ME!
[Curls a finger into his mouth and plucks the little piece of bone from it. Squints, holding it in front of himself and scanning the remainder of the crowd in the restaurant.]
EANY, MEANY, MINEY, MOE!
[DOWN GOES THE LADY IN THE CORNER. Gristle in her skull.]
Hey jackass.
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Hey there Uggo! I'd be lyin' if I didn't say I missed the way those red blobs of feces all over your face brightens my day!
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[And abruptly some tentacles lash out to try to GRAB BULLSEYE AND DRAG HIM CLOSER]
GIMME A HUG YOU FUCK.
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PUT THAT SHIT AWAY! I wanna get a steak.
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[Peers around]
Listen, we can just pop in and then out. I AIN'T ASKIN' FOR MUCH HERE!
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Right fucking there!
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[reaches back to his quiver and grabs an arrow, then promptly snaps the head of it off]
Guess I can do appetizers first. THEN I WANT A REAL FUCKIN' STEAK. FILLET MIGNON SHIT.
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[SLAMS A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER, NEARLY KNOCKING HIM OFF THE ROOF :)]
I'M SO PROUD.
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Hey FUCK. KNOCK IT OFF!
I ain't eatin' them! Heeeh. I'm more classy than that!
[He hops down to the fire escape and begins climbing down far enough to get a good spot on one of the suggested passerbys. Almost instantly, he flicks his wrist forward and watches person number one topple over.]
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More for me, then!
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[And the people in this area go scattering. Bullseye however, storms over to the nearest restaurant and blocks the door.]
NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL I GET ME SOME MEDIUM RARE STEAK. And there better not be no gristle in it.
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STARTS LAUGHING.......]
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Hey. CARNY! Get yer ass over here. YOU GOT DESSERT!
[Some poor waiter barrels up with a steak. Bullseye just grabs it off the plate and munches into it. Omnom.]
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Think I'll take 'em to go!
[LOL, ONE-LINERS]
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WHAT THE FUCK--
[STOMPS ON IT.]
I thought I said NO GRISTLE! THIS PLACE GETS ONE STAR FROM ME!
[Curls a finger into his mouth and plucks the little piece of bone from it. Squints, holding it in front of himself and scanning the remainder of the crowd in the restaurant.]
EANY, MEANY, MINEY, MOE!
[DOWN GOES THE LADY IN THE CORNER. Gristle in her skull.]
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