Ay Dios Mio

[androllout]

Who: Optimus Prime, Starscream, Blitzwing, Shockwave, Rimmer, Metabee, Skyfire and whatever other 'Cons are around.
Where: Deceptipartment
When: Right now
Summary: Shockwave and Blitzwing are obsessed with a bad telenovela. Metabee, Optimus, Starscream, Skyfire and Rimmer get dragged along for the ride for various reasons.
Warnings: Giant robots,

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[loltraitorlol]

[FLINGS OPEN YE DOOR]

[... STANDS THERE]

...

...

Oh wait I invited you.

...

WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

[androllout]

[Derp]

Uh, yes.

[comes inside? Hey, you guys have nicer carpet :c]

[notsoloyal]

[Walking by on his way to the kitchen. Notices.]

Remember to remove your shoes.

[Didn't need dirt being tracked into the apartment. Wanders off into the kitchen to get some tea before this whole soap opera thing.]

[10pointsforme]

[Pokes head out of said kitchen, where he's busy making something involving LOTS of peanut butter.]

Opti! You made it!

[Gestures toward the next room, where the TV is. It's also where a huge chart covers all of one wall (and is slowly creeping onto another).]

The TV's in there.

[Ducks back into the kitchen to finish with whatever he's creating.]

[loltraitorlol]

Knowing Blitzwing? Probably something full of peanut butter.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Taps on the door. Why is he coming to a gathering of former robots to watch bad soap operas? Why?]

[androllout]

[is removing shoes and is closest to the door, so he opens it]

Er, hello.

[moves out of the way to let Rimmer in, before heading into the kitchen to see what kind of peanut buttery thing biltzwing is making. And also to bring in the hundred calorie packs of Lorna Doones because tiny cookies will probably make Blitzwing really happy.]

/stops editing icon orz

[10pointsforme]

[He's actually attempting to make something that Starscream told him to. Some sort of very spicy thai thing involving lots of peanuts. (Plus a few peanut butter sandwiches for himself.) How well he's doing is another matter entirely.

[Then he sees the cookies, and his face does this: 8D]

Where did you find these? They're tiny!

[Dinner? What dinner? There's tiny cookies to be had.]

Hey, can I play too?

[femmescream]

[Pokes her head out of her bedroom and blinks at the guests before wandering towards the kitchen.]

Either we're having a party or the world is ending.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[An eyebrow goes up at the appearance of the woman. Since when was there a girl Decepticon? And since when was Starscream on a friendly basis with Metabee and Optimus Prime, the smegging Police Commissioner? This day just got weirder and weirder.]

What, again? Must be Tuesday.

[androllout]

[Starscream isn't. Blitzwing is.]

I found them at this little deli on 38th and 8th. They're okay.

[cranes his head around the door and acknowledges Slipstream before turning to look at the food]

[10pointsforme]

[Finally remembers the food, since everyone's sorta staring at it. Goes back to attempting to cook, adding even more peanuts to the thing.]

We can eat them while we watch.

[So very happy with his cookies, oh yes he is.]