The Zoo. Closed.
WHO: Deadpool wadewilson and Siryn is_more_sonic
WHERE: The Zoo
WHEN: Today
SUMMARY: It was Terry's turn to try and be all cheesy-romantical like Wade was with the rooftop drive-in theater arrangement, and she picked The Zoo. She might actually be worse at being in a relationship than Wade is. Plus, Terry needs to vent about X-force, and there is also a VERY IMPORTANT BET on the line.
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So there's actual time for an actual date between X-Force Soldier Siryn and Totally Awesome Avenger Deadpool. That's right, Avenger. That better impress the pants off her. Or at least the shirt.
No, the shirt is contingent on what these apes in the bonobo cage do. See, it seems the lovely couple has a wager riding on whether or not they will witness monkey sex. If nooky is go, Wade gets to SECOND BASE with a NOTORIOUSLY UNLIBIDINOUS BONNIE IRISH LASS. If nooky is no, Wade has to endure a double-date with her X-Dork cronies Rictor and Shatterstar and likely talk about china patterns and Mojo all night. Wade has watched a lot of Discovery Channel, and he knows these particular simians use sex to solve all their social ills, so the odds are stacked in his favor. And Terry is just stacked. But don't tell her that. She'll punch you in the throat.
In the meantime, the bench in front of the cage is where they've parked themselves, because there's a lot of X-Force drama (when is there NOT?) going on, and the dutiful boyfriend is glad to hear her vent. A big box of popcorn between them.
And Wade is doing his damnedest not to think about the last time he was at a zoo. And occasionally keeping an eye out for a Sabertooth exhibit he can toss a grenade into.
WHERE: The Zoo
WHEN: Today
SUMMARY: It was Terry's turn to try and be all cheesy-romantical like Wade was with the rooftop drive-in theater arrangement, and she picked The Zoo. She might actually be worse at being in a relationship than Wade is. Plus, Terry needs to vent about X-force, and there is also a VERY IMPORTANT BET on the line.
FORMAT: paragraph
So there's actual time for an actual date between X-Force Soldier Siryn and Totally Awesome Avenger Deadpool. That's right, Avenger. That better impress the pants off her. Or at least the shirt.
No, the shirt is contingent on what these apes in the bonobo cage do. See, it seems the lovely couple has a wager riding on whether or not they will witness monkey sex. If nooky is go, Wade gets to SECOND BASE with a NOTORIOUSLY UNLIBIDINOUS BONNIE IRISH LASS. If nooky is no, Wade has to endure a double-date with her X-Dork cronies Rictor and Shatterstar and likely talk about china patterns and Mojo all night. Wade has watched a lot of Discovery Channel, and he knows these particular simians use sex to solve all their social ills, so the odds are stacked in his favor. And Terry is just stacked. But don't tell her that. She'll punch you in the throat.
In the meantime, the bench in front of the cage is where they've parked themselves, because there's a lot of X-Force drama (when is there NOT?) going on, and the dutiful boyfriend is glad to hear her vent. A big box of popcorn between them.
And Wade is doing his damnedest not to think about the last time he was at a zoo. And occasionally keeping an eye out for a Sabertooth exhibit he can toss a grenade into.