WHO: Girl!Opti Optimus Prime and Blitzwing
WHERE: Outside a bar in the city, going ... somewhere.
WHEN: BACKDATED to Saturday night, directly after
this log.
WARNINGS: Drunken Decepticon
SUMMARY: Discovering powers and flying around. Drunk.
FORMAT: Quicklog
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Because I feel kinda sick.... )
[slows down a little, frowning]
I had no idea that human women had to deal with that.
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[Grins. Yes, that was very fun to watch.]
Eh, I doubt he'll bother you again.
[-- And barely slows down in time to keep from running straight into Opti. Woah.]
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No, I meant the... [frown. How to explain this]
It's how humans initiate mating. Flirting. There's usually no actual hitting involved.
[smile]
Probably for the best. I doubt he'd be so interested if he knew I'm usually male and the city Commissioner.
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[Blinks.]
OH. Is that what he was doing?
[Scratches his head a bit. Wow, hair feels kinda funny when it moves.]
Why would that change it?
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Because of the way humans mate, a lot of them have a preference for one gender of the other. From the way he was coming on to me, I don't think he's interested in males, and would probably be freaked out by it.
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Then he shouldn't have bothered you in the first place.
[Nods, as though this makes perfect sense, and stumbles slightly.]
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You probably shouldn't have drank so much.
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Was that a lot?
[He doesn't really mind having been caught. Nope, this is okay.]
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[okay, Blitzwing, you're heavy, so she's trying to push you upright]
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It's not like ... like an allergy, is it?
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...
Really, really overcharged, with a processor-ache on the side.
[probably best to save the other grosser details for later]
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[Frowning at his feet, trying to make them go the way he wants them to.]
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... That might be good.
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Um... there's a bench a block down.
[sure as slag isn't DRAGGING you there, so she gives a slight hop and hovers you over towards the bench. feel free to notice that her back gets very, very warm when she does this]
[once at the bench, she just kinda. unceremoniously dumps you on it]
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....
[And it's only now that he realizes it.]
Did you just fly?
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