Maybe I am allergic

[10pointsforme]

WHO: Girl!Opti Optimus Prime and Blitzwing
WHERE: Outside a bar in the city, going ... somewhere.
WHEN: BACKDATED to Saturday night, directly after this log.
WARNINGS: Drunken Decepticon
SUMMARY: Discovering powers and flying around. Drunk.
FORMAT: Quicklog

Comments

[androllout]

Not a clue. Somewhere where drunken jerks aren't going to hit on me.

[slows down a little, frowning]

I had no idea that human women had to deal with that.

[10pointsforme]

Hit on you? Looked like you were doing the hitting.

[Grins. Yes, that was very fun to watch.]

Eh, I doubt he'll bother you again.

[-- And barely slows down in time to keep from running straight into Opti. Woah.]

[androllout]

[looks up at Blitz]

No, I meant the... [frown. How to explain this]

It's how humans initiate mating. Flirting. There's usually no actual hitting involved.

[smile]

Probably for the best. I doubt he'd be so interested if he knew I'm usually male and the city Commissioner.

[10pointsforme]

Oh.

[Blinks.]

OH. Is that what he was doing?

[Scratches his head a bit. Wow, hair feels kinda funny when it moves.]

Why would that change it?

[androllout]

Yeah. [nose wrinkles up in disgust. ewww definitely not someone she would want to mate with ever]

Because of the way humans mate, a lot of them have a preference for one gender of the other. From the way he was coming on to me, I don't think he's interested in males, and would probably be freaked out by it.

[10pointsforme]

[Just stares in confusion for a bit, since he has yet to receive The Talk.]

Then he shouldn't have bothered you in the first place.

[Nods, as though this makes perfect sense, and stumbles slightly.]

[androllout]

[instinctively reaches out to catch him]

You probably shouldn't have drank so much.

keywords so do not match

[10pointsforme]

[Is caught. Looks vaguely surprised that he stumbled in the first place.]

Was that a lot?

[He doesn't really mind having been caught. Nope, this is okay.]

[androllout]

It was probably more than was healthy.

[okay, Blitzwing, you're heavy, so she's trying to push you upright]

[10pointsforme]

[Eventually sorta gets the hint and kinda stands up again.]

It's not like ... like an allergy, is it?

[androllout]

Not really, no. I was trying to explain before that it's like being overcharged.

...

Really, really overcharged, with a processor-ache on the side.

[probably best to save the other grosser details for later]

[10pointsforme]

Oh. We didn't usually have energon for that. Usually. Much.

[Frowning at his feet, trying to make them go the way he wants them to.]

[androllout]

Do you need to sit down?

[10pointsforme]

[Tries to stops and think ... but doesn't quite stop completely. His body keeps moving and oof. He's just flopped over your shoulders, Opti. Awkward bear hug is go.]

... That might be good.

[androllout]

[okay yeah this is AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD]

Um... there's a bench a block down.

[sure as slag isn't DRAGGING you there, so she gives a slight hop and hovers you over towards the bench. feel free to notice that her back gets very, very warm when she does this]

[once at the bench, she just kinda. unceremoniously dumps you on it]

[10pointsforme]

[Oh he definitely notices it. Since, y'know, it's kinda burning his chest. Doesn't say anything, though. Doesn't object to being dumped off, either. Just rubs his chest then presses a hand to his head. Alcohol's definitely kicking in very hard now. Guh.]

....

[And it's only now that he realizes it.]

Did you just fly?