Who: All Cops
When: June 5th. 9:30 AM.
Where: The main downtown police precinct - the only one really running
Summary: Acting Police Chief John McClane calls a meeting of all the cops to assign cases and check progress reports.
Warnings: Profanity
Format: Whatever works.
John McClane doesn't take this job lightly, because he's gonna hate doing it. He's always been allergic to authority, and now it's what he's becoming. Because somebody has to, and somebody's gotta get this fuckin' place in order.
So he's called a meeting of everybody on the force and everybody aspiring to BE on the force, to try to get a little organization back after it's gone to shit once they lost Vimes, and giant lizards started stomping around town. The backlog is too big and it's time to fix that.
"All right, people, we've got some fresh meat here, so the first order of busienss is to sound off like you got a pair and let everybody know who you are. I'm... Acting Chief of Police John McClane."