WHO: Deadpool, Weasel
WHERE: Weasel's MAC hovel
WHEN: Someday soon and for the rest of your life.
SUMMARY: Wade has achieved Master Girlfriend-Haver status and must have Dude Talk about it. Which generally leads to plumbing the absolute depths of Dude Talk about everything and anything.
WARNINGS: Here There Be Filth.
It's evening time, and there's a giddy mercenary skulking along the wall of the MAC.
There comes a rapping at Weasel's chamber window. When Ol' Jack Hammer turns around, he'll see that Wade has fogged up the window and then written "WEASEL MAKES DOILIES" in it with his finger.
Hope the hooch is handy. It's time for funsies!