Police Story

Apr 28, 2009 11:50

WHO: John McClane, Sam Vimes and any other cops who want in, and maybe even some prisoners
WHERE: Main police precinct, wherever that is
WHEN: Now
WARNINGS: Hilarious profanity
FORMAT: Paragraph



Former NYPD Lieutenant and current stubbly prick John McClane has spent the better part of a week learning his new city's layout. And sampling the bars. So much for that resolution to quit drinking. No telling how long he's stuck here, and he'll be damned if he's gonna spend all this time away from his family sober. Just his luck that this would happen just as he was about to get his life back on track.

So it's a bit of a relief when he finally walks into the downtown police station to talk to this Vimes guy. Since everything else has gone to shit, maybe being a cop again can keep his head straight. Even if the world around him is batshit insane.

Ah, the good old smells of sweat, grime and fried dough.

"Some things never change."

† john mcclane | n/a, † sam vimes | n/a, *abandoned

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