when I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks

[kingofatlantis]

WHO: submersing and kingofatlantis
WHERE: UNDA DA SEA
WHEN: uh now
WARNINGS: whatever some i guess
SUMMARY: god get off my back
FORMAT: QUICK

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[submersing]

[ see, the only times Namora's this peeved is when someone dares to even threaten M-11. so to do anything to her favourite sea creatures is enough to send her off the edge. she had threatened Eridan and it still wasn't enough, but regardless, she's returning to the whatever-palace.

yeah it's like the water is just radiating with her anger.

but when she sees Namor, she falters and just kind of... tries to contain the obvious rage on her face because no shes supposed to not have emotions and be the boobs or whatever.

spoilers: it's not working ]

Ah -- cousin. Hello.

[kingofatlantis]

[Namor watches her closely; if she's still so riled up she probably didn't do anything super drastic.]

You did not kill him?

[look sometimes you just gotta murder people cuz]

[submersing]

[ oh that look on her face. you know she wants to. so bad. but she just kind of shrugs and tries to act all ~*cool*~

STILL NOT WORKING ]

As much as I would have liked to avenge something that he has so selfishly murdered, that would not have solved anything. [ lmfao lip curling back ]

I'm quite sure his death would have angered many anyways. [ for whatever the hell reason ]

[kingofatlantis]

[Uh Namora it would have angered the hell out of you two days ago.]

Then cut off his hand. He will not soon forget his crime.

[NAMOR IS THE WORST PERSON]

[submersing]

[ LMFAO SHUT UP

but uh. staring at. ]

I cannot do that.

[kingofatlantis]

[Giving a look like this is why there are no armies at your command don't be such a weenie.]

What did you do?

[submersing]

[ she just looks swag as fuck as she says this, running her hands through her hair and everything ]

I told him that if he repeated his actions or even considered it, I would slit him gullet to groin and parade his spiked head for all to witness.

[kingofatlantis]

[pointiest... eyebrow... raise....]

Yes, infinitely more reasonable than relieving him of a hand.

[submersing]

[ and she is moving to just sit down on some piece of furniture or w/e they have and trying not to just... get super pissed again

its failing but i shouldnt even have to say this ]

They were words said out of anger. [ yet... she doesnt say that she wouldnt do it........ ] But he should know better than to touch anything in these waters, particularly creatures such as whales.

[ HER BABIES ]

[kingofatlantis]

[Leans back in his super cool shell chair. Look he is not happy about that either, even if he doesn't go out adopting whales like a hippie. Sharks are cooler you nerd.]

He is not particularly intelligent, cousin. You have overlooked that for some time.

[submersing]

He is a seadwelling child. He may not be Atlantean, but he deserves my eye, nonetheless. He is not stupid though, just young and arrogant. [ like a certain someone.........

she just scowls tho... ]

[kingofatlantis]

[oh so she is still overlooking it]

So you say.

[no sympathy why the hell are you defending still]

[submersing]

[ man she is just sulking the most right now. SHE IS STILL SUPER PISSED and pissed at herself for being super pissed and pissed at eridan and then pissed at herself some more for YES STILL DEFENDING HIM ]

What do you wish for me to do then, my king?

[ dont you dare say cut off his hand again :|a ]

[kingofatlantis]

Do whatever you will. It will not concern me unless it happens again.

[AT WHICH POINT HANDS COME OFF goes unsaid okay]

OH OK LJ YOU SUBMIT THE TAG THAT I DONT WANT YOU TO SUBMIT

[submersing]

[ getting up and swimming over to him until shes floating before him. flowing hair and everything. ]

It will never happen again, Namor. It should not have happened to begin with, but I was careless and --

[ she kind of trails off and just fumes bitterly ]