no lyrics just epic voiceovers;
WHO: goshilovearrows & leapfromgreat
WHERE: Avengers Mansion.
WHEN: Tonight.
WARNINGS: Unbridled stupidity.
SUMMARY: Clint and Sulu watch "Grey's Anatomy."
FORMAT: This is a chat log. Yep. Also bolded is Sulu and unbolded is Clint.
The epic voiceovers make it even better.
/fry-squinting. so skeptically.
How could you not love that. C'mon.
Is that why you watch this? /still skeptical. forever.
No, I watch it for the deep messages about humanity, or whatever.
If McCoy ever saw that emergency room he'd pitch a fit.
But that's what makes it fun.
/WAIT WAIT IS THAT HIM ON SCREEN WHAT IS HAPPENING
Wait a second.
That one guy.../no why is someone with his face onscreen
Is that... /squinting
You're an actor, too?
I'm not an actor! /clint stop squinting.
But that's totally you. Look at 'im. /never stops
Well, when he comes back.
It's not me. /nooo
If you had shaggy hair like that, it's totally you.
But I don't like shaggy hair. Or facial hair. What is on this guy's face?
You mean, your face?
It's not my face. It's just...some guy. Who might look like me.
/AWKWARD THROAT CLEARING.
Uh-huh. /chuckles
Ouch. He told her, huh.
Is everyone on this show sleeping with their coworkers? /fry-squint. so unprofessional gosh grey's anatomy.
That's what happens when you take a bunch of people and shove 'em together often enough.
Uh-huh. /judging your life, clint, although...starfleet.../
This medical equipment is so antiquated. /lol the future
... /his life is awesome okok
And it's current. You're just ahead, that's cheating.
They don't even have tricorders. /how does anyone get anything done. peering so hard man this is like watching some kind of...super dramatic documentary.
They don't even have what? /emphasis on the drama, right
Oh look it's you.
Tricorder's are--it's not me! /why why why
He's definitely you.
I've never had hair that long! /oh thank god it's that blond lady and her angry boyfriend.
You could.
See, this is the good part.
When people start talking about dying like they know anything about it.
They're covering her with plastic? /so appalled
What, you want them to leave her open?
But they're-- /fuuuuu. sigh.
This just seems irresponsible.
Hey, they're trying.
Even that one blond doctor doesn't think it's a good idea.
She's the smart one. Actually, most of the girls are smart.
Or they act like they are... /suspicious
/peers at screen forever
I knew you'd love it. /takes this as interest
Love is a really strong word. /forever just...staring
Strong words are better than weak ones. The show kinda proves that.
/slow...side-eye. then back to the show oh look this lady is yelling at a doctor. yay?
Basically, the doctor stuff's just a front. It's really about the rest of it.
I figured. /pause. look at that surgery scene wow.
/squinting at that as well his eyes always glaze at these parts
/all of the awkward silence.
Oh woah, that's a baby.
/staaaaressss
/oh god.
At least it's...crying.
/welp
They saved... one of 'em.
/oh god his facetwin is onscreen again.
You're a pretty good actor.
Shut up, Clint. /oh god his facetwin is crying why.
/why is this his life
Why are all these other doctor's hanging around?
No need to get emotional. /snerk snerk
Because it's a hospital?
Yeah well...give the guy some privacy. /watching a guy cry is just no cool, bro
They'e sharing his moment, or something.
There's a lot of sharing on this show. /so carefully neutral
It's how they cope. /sagenod
This hand-washing thing is still going on? /what.
They come back to everything.
Huh. /seems like they're making a mountain out of a molehill, but hey, he's just a pilot what does he know about surgeons.
Oh she called him a "nice guy." Ouch.
Quiet, you'll make me miss the sharing.
Now that is sharing.
WHERE: Avengers Mansion.
WHEN: Tonight.
WARNINGS: Unbridled stupidity.
SUMMARY: Clint and Sulu watch "Grey's Anatomy."
FORMAT: This is a chat log. Yep. Also bolded is Sulu and unbolded is Clint.
The epic voiceovers make it even better.
/fry-squinting. so skeptically.
How could you not love that. C'mon.
Is that why you watch this? /still skeptical. forever.
No, I watch it for the deep messages about humanity, or whatever.
If McCoy ever saw that emergency room he'd pitch a fit.
But that's what makes it fun.
/WAIT WAIT IS THAT HIM ON SCREEN WHAT IS HAPPENING
Wait a second.
That one guy.../no why is someone with his face onscreen
Is that... /squinting
You're an actor, too?
I'm not an actor! /clint stop squinting.
But that's totally you. Look at 'im. /never stops
Well, when he comes back.
It's not me. /nooo
If you had shaggy hair like that, it's totally you.
But I don't like shaggy hair. Or facial hair. What is on this guy's face?
You mean, your face?
It's not my face. It's just...some guy. Who might look like me.
/AWKWARD THROAT CLEARING.
Uh-huh. /chuckles
Ouch. He told her, huh.
Is everyone on this show sleeping with their coworkers? /fry-squint. so unprofessional gosh grey's anatomy.
That's what happens when you take a bunch of people and shove 'em together often enough.
Uh-huh. /judging your life, clint, although...starfleet.../
This medical equipment is so antiquated. /lol the future
... /his life is awesome okok
And it's current. You're just ahead, that's cheating.
They don't even have tricorders. /how does anyone get anything done. peering so hard man this is like watching some kind of...super dramatic documentary.
They don't even have what? /emphasis on the drama, right
Oh look it's you.
Tricorder's are--it's not me! /why why why
He's definitely you.
I've never had hair that long! /oh thank god it's that blond lady and her angry boyfriend.
You could.
See, this is the good part.
When people start talking about dying like they know anything about it.
They're covering her with plastic? /so appalled
What, you want them to leave her open?
But they're-- /fuuuuu. sigh.
This just seems irresponsible.
Hey, they're trying.
Even that one blond doctor doesn't think it's a good idea.
She's the smart one. Actually, most of the girls are smart.
Or they act like they are... /suspicious
/peers at screen forever
I knew you'd love it. /takes this as interest
Love is a really strong word. /forever just...staring
Strong words are better than weak ones. The show kinda proves that.
/slow...side-eye. then back to the show oh look this lady is yelling at a doctor. yay?
Basically, the doctor stuff's just a front. It's really about the rest of it.
I figured. /pause. look at that surgery scene wow.
/squinting at that as well his eyes always glaze at these parts
/all of the awkward silence.
Oh woah, that's a baby.
/staaaaressss
/oh god.
At least it's...crying.
/welp
They saved... one of 'em.
/oh god his facetwin is onscreen again.
You're a pretty good actor.
Shut up, Clint. /oh god his facetwin is crying why.
/why is this his life
Why are all these other doctor's hanging around?
No need to get emotional. /snerk snerk
Because it's a hospital?
Yeah well...give the guy some privacy. /watching a guy cry is just no cool, bro
They'e sharing his moment, or something.
There's a lot of sharing on this show. /so carefully neutral
It's how they cope. /sagenod
This hand-washing thing is still going on? /what.
They come back to everything.
Huh. /seems like they're making a mountain out of a molehill, but hey, he's just a pilot what does he know about surgeons.
Oh she called him a "nice guy." Ouch.
Quiet, you'll make me miss the sharing.
Now that is sharing.