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WHO: bendersgotback and sweetvalleygirl
WHERE: Bender's 'office'.
WHEN: Thursday afternoon.
WARNINGS: None!
SUMMARY: Bender has decided to tutor Jessica on the ways of business. Unfortunately, he does not know anything about business that won't break some federal law.
FORMAT: Action to start, but anything goes!
[Bender has put on a tie and jacket for the specific purpose of attempting to look like he knows what he's doing. He paces behind his desk, as if in deep thought, but he's really just thinking of something that rhymes with orange. There must be something! Suddenly, he stops in his tracks and opens up his arms in a philosophical pose.]
The first rule of business... Is to make money!
[He stares off into the corner of the room for a while to look deep. A couple of seconds later, he scans his eyes over to Jessica.]
Are you making notes? Because this stuff is priceless!
WHERE: Bender's 'office'.
WHEN: Thursday afternoon.
WARNINGS: None!
SUMMARY: Bender has decided to tutor Jessica on the ways of business. Unfortunately, he does not know anything about business that won't break some federal law.
FORMAT: Action to start, but anything goes!
[Bender has put on a tie and jacket for the specific purpose of attempting to look like he knows what he's doing. He paces behind his desk, as if in deep thought, but he's really just thinking of something that rhymes with orange. There must be something! Suddenly, he stops in his tracks and opens up his arms in a philosophical pose.]
The first rule of business... Is to make money!
[He stares off into the corner of the room for a while to look deep. A couple of seconds later, he scans his eyes over to Jessica.]
Are you making notes? Because this stuff is priceless!