YOU GUYS ARE DORKING UP MY VIBE WITH ALL THE DICKS

[insineration]

WHO: iron_liver and insineration
WHERE: SOME... CLUB....... BAR........ THING look what matters is filthy rich assholes go there
WHEN: FRIDAY NIGHT CLEARLY
WARNINGS: A TERRIBLE LACK OF SCENE DESCRIPTION AND ALSO NANITE PENIS
SUMMARY: Tony is doing his usual! Lust is spying on some dude! The streams cross.
FORMAT: whateva B)

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[liverletdie]

[ OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T. Then again, Tony didn't quite count on Lust, either. He was minding his own business, really. The club was rocking, and he was out and about, doing his thing.

There were ladies everywhere, and he was actually really enjoying himself, up until he managed to catch a glimpse of...

Oh my. That was Lust, wasn't it? How interesting. He disentangled himself from a few of them, and waved a hand, signaling another round of drinks for them, which was enough for a whole gaggle of girls to squeal happily, and he made his way over, and of course with her luck, he got right in Lust's view. ]

Why Lust. Fancy seeing you here.

[insineration]

[Lust doesn't notice him immediately, so by the time he's coming her way it's much too late to try and avoid him! Not that she would, of course. This is a battle she will not back down from. Instead, she raises her eyebrows at him kind of like he's a walking poopbag as he approaches, then switches to an equally deliberate smile.]

I didn't realize we were on a first name basis, Mr. Stark.

[This is a patently ridiculous thing to say, since Lust has no last name, but she assumes he'll understand she's castigating him for actually using it in public. Whether he will curr is much more doubtful!]

[liverletdie]

[ He notices the switch of demeanor, but just leans against a bar, that grin spread across his face and he just doesn't stop it. ]

Why, my apologies. I didn't know you even had other names. If you gave me a different one, maybe I'd use it.

[ Or maybe he wouldn't, it's up in the air ]

[insineration]

Would you, really? And here I always thought you did whatever suited you most at the time, with no consideration of anyone else.

[She's fully aware of the fact that as the person looking up, she's technically at a disadvantage here! But making a move would be indicating that he's making her even slightly uncomfortable, and that would really put him ahead of her. YES THIS IS HOW LUST ANALYZES LIKE ALL OF HER CONVERSATIONS. At least it doesn't show on her face, which is still just smiling placidly!]

[liverletdie]

Now that is hardly fair. [ And while Lust analyzes that cyborg in front of her is just going to watch every little thing about her. Documenting and putting every bit away. She protests, but she doesn't move. She keeps smiling, but her words are in direct contrast of tone of words. He files it all away to compile for later. After all, Lust had been here for forever. She'd killed Selina. He wanted data, why else had he even come over? Okay, she was also hot, but that was inconsequential. ]

I'm sure you've heard it all before, but it's everyone else that I concern myself with the most.

[insineration]

[Goshdarnit, Tony. Goshdarnit. The very concept of technopathy still makes like zero sense to her 1915 mind, let alone Extremis, and she, of course, has no idea that he can even do that, let alone that he's doing it! At least she assumes that he's at least monitoring her behavior; Tony Stark is much more intelligent than he looks, after all. Surely he wouldn't have just come over here if he was wasting his time as well as hers.

That block of text aside, Lust raises one gloved hand to tap her chin, quirking her eyebrows once again.]

Is that why you're here?

[liverletdie]

[ He just lets the smile falter for a moment in response. He gestures with a hand, and then a hand comes up to stroke the extremely fashionable goatee on his face. ]

Maybe? You know, I actually came to have some fun. That pursuit, of course, can always change a little bit with the right opportunity.

You caught my eye, beautiful.

[insineration]

Oh? [Looks... at his goatee...] Then you'd better at least buy me a drink.

[liverletdie]

[ It's the sexiest of goatees, okay?? ]

I can do that. Is there something you'd like in particular?

[insineration]

Mm. [AND SHE SAYS WHAT SHE WANTS. WHICH IS..... IT'S A VODKA MARTINI, OKAY, HOW ELSE CAN SHE REPLICATE THAT ONE ICON ACCURATELY.] I don't suppose you'll leave to get it.