WHO:
arakhnes &
hakiWHERE: library
WHEN: wednesday afternoon
WARNINGS: stupid.
SUMMARY: JESS AND LUFFY SHONONOGONS. also she teaches him how to read.
FORMAT: QUICK FOREVER.
(
these children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks )
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[ dumping the books in front of him and picking up the rabbit one afjkl ]
Uhh. It's about a stuffed rabbit that wants to be real or something. I dunno; I've never read it.
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Wanna read and find out?
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Ookaaay, let's see. "There once was a...."
[ LOOKS AT HIM EXPECTANTLY ]
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Hmm.. "He was fat and bunchy, as a rabbit should be!" [ a laugh ] "His coat was spod'ed brown and white, he had real thread whis-kers, and his ears were lined with pink sat...een."
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[ points. ]
Spotted.
[ points at that word ]
Aaand satin. [ POINTS ]
So all together it'd be, "there once was a velveteen rabbit, and in the beginning he was really splendid. He was fat and bunchy, as a rabbit should be; his coat was spotted brown and white, he had real thread whiskers, and his ears were lined with pink sateen." See? Not hard at all!
[ LEANS BACK INTO THE BEANBAG... sinks........... ]
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[ looks at jess before continuing ]
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Hang on, hang on. Christmas. Say it with me -- Christ -- mas.
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[ a small huff.... thinking is pain.. learning is hard. SWEATING A BIT, BUT HE KEEPS GOING ] "There were other things in the stocking, nuts and oranges and a toy engine, and chocolate ale-monds and a . . . clockwork mouse, but the Rabbit was quite the best of all."
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[ still grinning as she turns the page. SO PROUD LUFFY ]
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He's like, this big, fat guy who dresses in a red suit and he comes down your chimney. Also, he has a beard.
[ yeah there's a lot of hand waving going on here ]
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