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[enigmaestro]

Who: Everyone at the State Island Renn Faire.
When: From noon 4/29 to 11:59pm 5/2
Where: Staten Island.
Summary: Reality is temporarily broken as demonic forces accidentally make a Renn Faire very real.
Warnings: None?
Format: Whatever thou doth deign upon.

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[swwag]

The plans for engaging Mindfang's craft on the lake at some later point set - it would no doubt be a glorious affair, with or without the serpent's interference - the great Dualscar had glanced over the ship and then released his crew to the pleasures of the town, to return the next day at dusk for the attack. He demanded perfection from his men and had no qualms with punishing anything but; however, he also knew that there must be a give to his take. And as long as his crew dragged themselves back to the ship sober enough to run it, he had no problems letting them have their fun.

Not to say he didn't deserve a bit of fun too.

So, ship secured and out of plain sight, he strolled leisurely through the town in an effort to find something to amuse himself with. That emerged soon enough in the guise of a strange bard and, charmed, he paused long enough to beckon Gamzee like a dog, all the arrogance of the ruling class included.

"I say, bard. Drag thyself into the sun's light, and let's have a song. I am in the mood for music."

Naturally, he expected some measure of fear, being a pirate known for his terrible cruelty, and a long song extolling praise and all the bloody conquests he was known for.

[hasgonehonkers]

Gamzee loved pirates. They made for some of his best lyrical material and there was the bonus that if he mocked one as much as he wanted someone else might actually appreciate his efforts and the guards wouldn't have to try to punish him again. It was doubly fun to crush a pirate's ego when they were so condescending to him.

Gamzee did not approach in a manner that suggested he felt fear, but he was intelligent enough to stay out of his reach and seem a little respectful. From his pictures and all the stories he'd heard, Gamzee knew just exactly who he was going to make a tune for. Dualscar was well known enough that Gamzee was going to have plenty of material to work with here, so he prepared to dodge right through mid-song if he needed.

"That's up at being a good thing, because this will be a motherfornicatin' long one," he said and began to play his lute.

"Oh, Dualscar he's up at being one of the worst by far.
You all may think I'm motherfornicatin' referring to him with dignity like nobility,
For his conquests are up at being many, but they aren't all great.
His adventures are all more like tests to see how quickly he'll up and earn hate.
Just because there is hatred here though I don't all recommend getting up in feeling fear.
There are other seadogs and monsters who all can cost you more of what you hold dear.
Why, one is more likely to up and have another take their lives all the time, go ask a seer.
He's up at having a rival, a lady pirate, but I'd all get up to thinking she believes that's a funny thing to hear.
A rivalry requires an equal and Dualscar can't up and get to be her true foe.
If she all let him get that title she'd sink a bit too low.
And up in at matters of romance, well, he's up at having better luck at getting a kiss from lance than a lady.
It's up at being the truth.
Forsooth if love was up at being a dove he'd up and have crushed it years ago in his glove.
Not that there is much to worry over as his would be lovers do, up at the sight of him, scurry.
Preceding him is his reputation for motherintercoursin' making a relationship get up at coarsin'.
He's up at all being a creep too, when he's all got his eyes on you he'll all try to keep you like the love is up at being true.
On second that one's ownself better be up at feeling fear when they're all hearing him whisper romance into their ear.
Don't panic though he can't be good up at getting you if you hurry.
After all, he's still not all motherfornicatin' up and gotten at being the quickest, the wittiest, or meanest motherintercopulater around.
And until he instills fear with just his name's own sound,
I don't all motherfornicatin' think he'll be putting us with much besides laughter into the ground."