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[doubleoohbaby]

WHO: doubleoohbaby vs iron_fister, and a meowminx too
WHERE: Danny's dojo
WHEN: Yesterday, 21st Oct
SUMMARY: Dog fight of the literal variety or less of a fight and more of an opportunity to mock
WARNINGS: Adorable puppy, James Bond
FORMAT: Words

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[iron_fister]

[Puppy Danny yips angrily at Bond, running up to him and confronting him, front paws flat on the floor and butt in the air as he growls. Trying to be ferocious. Curse this adorable body.]

[meowminx]

[ Kitty Selina paces off to the side and sits down, staring at both of the canines as if they're idiots. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[James also seems to stare at Danny as if he's an idiot, looking down at the puppy and nudging him with his muzzle. Seriously, Danny, cut out the tough act.]

[iron_fister]

[Danny growls softly, swatting at Bond's muzzle like a grumpy puppy. Because that's what he is when Bond's around.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Bond snaps at the paw, though doesn't bite, tail wagging just slightly in amusement as he bats at Danny playfully.]

[iron_fister]

[Danny stumbles a bit at Bond's bat, his little puppy body being a lot weaker than he'd like. He makes a disgruntled puppy noise at the paw, trying to jump and attack it.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[He pulls his paw back sharply and hops back, barking in return because seriously Danny, you're not gonna win this, you're too adorable.]

[meowminx]

[ Selina meows in agreement because it seriously isn't a fair fight. Unless it's a cuteness contest, Danny isn't going to win. ]

[iron_fister]

[Like hell Danny's ever backed down. He tries to jump-attack Bond again, somehow managing to latch onto his left side and desperately try to hang on. He makes squeaking, whimpering sounds as he slides down and lands on his butt on the floor. Shakes his head.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[But those little puppy claws are annoying enough to have Bond growling as Danny scrabbles against his side, so James snaps out a sharp bark and headbutts Danny lightly before peering back to Selina and wagging his tail again. Lookit him, he's a big doggy.]

[meowminx]

[ Selina licks a paw in disdain. Showing off in an unfair fight? Not classy. ]

[iron_fister]

[Danny surprises Bond from behind! Running underneath his legs and barking. Because that's a totally effective technique.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Or a totally annoying technique, either way. James is almost tempted to just ignore such a move, but instead, he's blaming his sheer boredom on the fact his legs falls out from under him and he's laying down as Danny goes underneath.]

[iron_fister]

[Danny is now squished and squirming, his little paws scrambling to gain some sort of hold on the mats. It's not working. Instead, he makes pathetic whimpers and growls and short yips, somehow hoping some of that will make Bond get off of him.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Out of pity for the tiny whimpers, James is shifting to relieve some of the pressure, shifting to sit up while still keeping to pin on Danny. B'aaaw, poor lickle puppy :/]

[iron_fister]

[Danny squirms out of Bond's pin the best he can. Unfortunately, it's not that much and he lays his head on the floor, giving Selina... well, puppy dog eyes.]