The Oddest Couple
WHO:Ivy and Harley Quinn
WHERE:A PARK. Some park, any park, really.
WHEN: During Harley's most recent post.
WARNINGS: Insanity. Plots to annoy Mello and break into a zoo.
SUMMARY: Ivy goes to fetch her wayward friend/partner in crime/sometime lover.
FORMAT: Quicklog over AIM.
Ivy: ...there you are.
Harley: *SCREAMS* You can't go creepin' up on people like that, Red!
Ivy: I did not *creep*, I told you I was coming.
Harley: Alright, alright. *beams and widens arms* Now come give me a huuuug.
Ivy: *stares* *blinks* *hugs*
Harley: *HOLDS TIGHT* HEE, I thought I was gonna be all cold and lonely.
Ivy: I wouldn't let you be cold, Harley. *sounds smushed and somewhat put out* Managed to cause any catastrophes yet?
Harley: What? You know me -- *pulls back* I've been a total angel. *wink*
Ivy: *laughs* And I burned down a forest. Really, what did you manage now?
Harley: Miiiighta taken a little somethin', uh... *pulls up cowl and reveals diamond earrings*
Ivy: *shakes head* They are nice. *looks upward* We should find a place to stay, then. I don't want you ruining Klara's little garden.
Harley: Who'd say I'd ruin anything? *pouts and pulls down cowl* Anyways, I wanna make a pit stop first.
Ivy: I say you would. What kind of pitstop?
Harley: The Zoo. *grins*
Ivy: ...The Zoo. *sighs* Do you really think you can train a new pair?
Harley: SURE. Why not?
Ivy: Because they are wild. Yours were raised from a very young age.
Harley: So, we'll get puppies!!
Ivy: *sneers at we* Don't be stupid, girl. Most zoos don't have hyena puppies.
Harley: But...but this one might?! *puppy eyes*
Ivy: ...I SERIOUSLY doubt it.
Ivy: Also stop talking about me to that Mello boy.
Harley: *huff* Who?
Ivy: *picks up her comm and points to the conversation* Him.
Harley: Oh, yeah. He's funny-lookin'. What's this about?
Ivy: He's more curious than smart, I think. Perhaps we should go visit him soon.
Harley: It'd be funner if I had my puppies.
Ivy: Yes, well. *really doesn't want to rob a zoo*
Harley: *totally will* So, where's this creep?
Ivy: Not too far.
Harley: *pumps fist* LET'S GET 'IM.
Ivy: *laughs* Just to say hello~ We don't have to kill him.
Harley: Um. Yeah. 'Course not. *small fist pump*
Ivy: *taps one of Harley's bells* Of course. Do you want to go now?
Harley: YEAH. *latches self to Pam*
Ivy: *laughs* Let's go then.
Harley: WEE.
WHERE:A PARK. Some park, any park, really.
WHEN: During Harley's most recent post.
WARNINGS: Insanity. Plots to annoy Mello and break into a zoo.
SUMMARY: Ivy goes to fetch her wayward friend/partner in crime/sometime lover.
FORMAT: Quicklog over AIM.
Ivy: ...there you are.
Harley: *SCREAMS* You can't go creepin' up on people like that, Red!
Ivy: I did not *creep*, I told you I was coming.
Harley: Alright, alright. *beams and widens arms* Now come give me a huuuug.
Ivy: *stares* *blinks* *hugs*
Harley: *HOLDS TIGHT* HEE, I thought I was gonna be all cold and lonely.
Ivy: I wouldn't let you be cold, Harley. *sounds smushed and somewhat put out* Managed to cause any catastrophes yet?
Harley: What? You know me -- *pulls back* I've been a total angel. *wink*
Ivy: *laughs* And I burned down a forest. Really, what did you manage now?
Harley: Miiiighta taken a little somethin', uh... *pulls up cowl and reveals diamond earrings*
Ivy: *shakes head* They are nice. *looks upward* We should find a place to stay, then. I don't want you ruining Klara's little garden.
Harley: Who'd say I'd ruin anything? *pouts and pulls down cowl* Anyways, I wanna make a pit stop first.
Ivy: I say you would. What kind of pitstop?
Harley: The Zoo. *grins*
Ivy: ...The Zoo. *sighs* Do you really think you can train a new pair?
Harley: SURE. Why not?
Ivy: Because they are wild. Yours were raised from a very young age.
Harley: So, we'll get puppies!!
Ivy: *sneers at we* Don't be stupid, girl. Most zoos don't have hyena puppies.
Harley: But...but this one might?! *puppy eyes*
Ivy: ...I SERIOUSLY doubt it.
Ivy: Also stop talking about me to that Mello boy.
Harley: *huff* Who?
Ivy: *picks up her comm and points to the conversation* Him.
Harley: Oh, yeah. He's funny-lookin'. What's this about?
Ivy: He's more curious than smart, I think. Perhaps we should go visit him soon.
Harley: It'd be funner if I had my puppies.
Ivy: Yes, well. *really doesn't want to rob a zoo*
Harley: *totally will* So, where's this creep?
Ivy: Not too far.
Harley: *pumps fist* LET'S GET 'IM.
Ivy: *laughs* Just to say hello~ We don't have to kill him.
Harley: Um. Yeah. 'Course not. *small fist pump*
Ivy: *taps one of Harley's bells* Of course. Do you want to go now?
Harley: YEAH. *latches self to Pam*
Ivy: *laughs* Let's go then.
Harley: WEE.