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[ the comm clicks on and what appears to be a DOS prompt screen appears. The text, however, is in an alien language. Finally, that clicks off and the screen goes to video ]
[ the "person" on the other end is tall and skinny. Very, very tall. Maybe over seven feet tall and about as thin as a rail. He's pale, has violet eyes and a mop of matching purple hair. His outfit, too, is all various shades of purple. He really, really likes purple ]
Greetings, citizens of... Urrth. Wait.. no.. EARTH! Right. Earth! I know that, because I'm from EARTH! A normal earthling am I!
My name is Ta-- I mean, Kevin. Yes, my name is Kevin! I have been brought here by your Porter Master Thingy to save you!
Neat huh? Though I'm normally not so much into the saving as the destroying... but uh... well, whatever!
NOW! The first person to tell me where I can get some SNACKS, mainly nachos and chocolate donuts and Poop cola, will be rewarded! When this planet is conquered, I will make sure that this person is killed QUICKLY and painlessly!
N-not that I know anything about a conquest! Just saying... it MIGHT happen one day! You can never be TOO prepared!
[ the "person" on the other end is tall and skinny. Very, very tall. Maybe over seven feet tall and about as thin as a rail. He's pale, has violet eyes and a mop of matching purple hair. His outfit, too, is all various shades of purple. He really, really likes purple ]
Greetings, citizens of... Urrth. Wait.. no.. EARTH! Right. Earth! I know that, because I'm from EARTH! A normal earthling am I!
My name is Ta-- I mean, Kevin. Yes, my name is Kevin! I have been brought here by your Porter Master Thingy to save you!
Neat huh? Though I'm normally not so much into the saving as the destroying... but uh... well, whatever!
NOW! The first person to tell me where I can get some SNACKS, mainly nachos and chocolate donuts and Poop cola, will be rewarded! When this planet is conquered, I will make sure that this person is killed QUICKLY and painlessly!
N-not that I know anything about a conquest! Just saying... it MIGHT happen one day! You can never be TOO prepared!