[there is silence. the communicator is clearly on, but there's a din of mild static. more silence.]
[THEN, SUDDENLY]
YES.
In the span of forty-two minutes and sixteen seconds I constructed a rudimentary atmospheric satellite in an attempt to graph my coordinates and figure out the exact location of where I stand on the Earth at this very moment
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What.
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A suitable one made of a metal alloy, not some plastic-encoated piece of GARBAGE!
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But...aren't those just the machines used to heat bread.
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There are many, many things you can make with a toaster, little girl.
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Are you all right? Did you maybe hit your head or something?
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And a toaster is going to help?
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