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[VOICE POST]

Jun 22, 2009 13:52

[there is silence. the communicator is clearly on, but there's a din of mild static. more silence.]

[THEN, SUDDENLY]

YES.

In the span of forty-two minutes and sixteen seconds I constructed a rudimentary atmospheric satellite in an attempt to graph my coordinates and figure out the exact location of where I stand on the Earth at this very moment ( Read more... )

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LMFAO JUST THE BEST...I mean voice inthirds June 22 2009, 20:49:17 UTC

What.

[voice] BB overtimed June 22 2009, 20:54:26 UTC

A TOASTER

A suitable one made of a metal alloy, not some plastic-encoated piece of GARBAGE!

[voice] how do i love thee let me count the ways inthirds June 22 2009, 20:56:02 UTC

[pause. search: definition: toaster.]

But...aren't those just the machines used to heat bread.

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 20:59:15 UTC

Of course not! Only an uneducated-- [clears throat].

There are many, many things you can make with a toaster, little girl.

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Your app literally made me laugh for a minute straight last night. ttlynotsuperman June 22 2009, 21:01:19 UTC

..A toaster?

[voice] 8D overtimed June 22 2009, 21:05:04 UTC

Precisely!

[voice] ttlynotsuperman June 22 2009, 21:09:43 UTC

What the heck can you do with a toaster?

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:11:37 UTC

Create an efficient blocker for the imminent death by space-rock collision!

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[voice forever] <3 <3 <3 amnotaweasel June 22 2009, 21:02:01 UTC

[Long, long pause.]

Are you all right? Did you maybe hit your head or something?

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:06:52 UTC

Do you want your brains splattered all over the sidewalk from a space-rock collision? DO YOU?!

[voice] amnotaweasel June 22 2009, 21:12:53 UTC

Space... rock... collision...

And a toaster is going to help?

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:14:12 UTC

Science is going to help, my dear child.

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[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:24:15 UTC

Any kind, citizen! Just make sure its makeup is mostly metallic!

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[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:37:40 UTC

What a prepared individual!

[voice] spiritofkulelna June 22 2009, 21:28:29 UTC

I think one of those fragments already hit someone...

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:30:26 UTC

-- AND THEN, ONCE THE SMOKE CLEARS, ALL THAT SHALL BE LEFT IS A BARREN LANDSCAPE OF FALLEN NITROGEN PILES, COMBINING WITH THE CARBON IN THE AIR, CAUSING A FATAL INHALANT THAT WILL PREVENT ANY REANIMATION OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT --

[voice] spiritofkulelna June 22 2009, 21:33:12 UTC

What a tragedy. What of the nitrogen already in the air?

[voice] overtimed June 22 2009, 21:34:51 UTC

It isn't combined with the levels of carbon dioxide residing in our and other organisms' bodies! DOOM IS OVERHEAD.

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