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1st shuriken // Voice post

Jun 18, 2009 20:56

Okay, let me just see if I've got this straight.

I've been kidnapped to an alternate dimension to take part in some sort of compulsory superhero program in a city with no police officers. Or name, apparently. And I am being handsomely compensated for this with free rent, and this Blackberry thing.

Because the single best way of dealing with a ( Read more... )

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luckpuns June 19 2009, 01:27:18 UTC

Dracula? That'd be a no

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So it's Doctor Mcninja, huh?

How unfortunate that there actually is a Dracula in the city. knows_science June 19 2009, 01:38:11 UTC

Oh thank goodness, that would have been the last thing I needed. Yeah, that's me! And you are?

luckpuns June 19 2009, 01:41:07 UTC

Think there's a vampire or something around here, but you being brought to the city has nothing to do with that. It's all about the machinery.

Domino.

knows_science June 19 2009, 02:02:43 UTC

Well that's something at least. Machinery, I can actually hurt without having to worry about the whole doctor oath thing.

Domino, huh? If everyone else has names like that, maybe 'Mcninja' won't stand out so much.

luckpuns June 19 2009, 02:06:30 UTC

Sure, of course. Go on and try that.

You'd think not, but it will. And 'sides, Domino kinda fits the package.

[Turns on video for a second]

See what I mean?

Video back knows_science June 19 2009, 02:18:05 UTC

Ohhh, I see. Well, 'Mcninja' fits too so I don't see why- Uh, hey, do you mind if I ask whether that's your, uh, natural pigmentation? I'm a little curious. Science, you know.

Video back luckpuns June 19 2009, 02:21:38 UTC

I'm just one of those "born this way" mutants.

Video knows_science June 19 2009, 02:27:35 UTC

You're a mutant? Really? Is that because of the skin, or am I going to see extra limbs if you pan down?

Video luckpuns June 19 2009, 02:30:30 UTC

Mutant just means someone born with powers or a different look than most people. Sometimes both.

'Least where I come from.

Video knows_science June 19 2009, 02:44:41 UTC

Huh. Interesting. [Yes he is actually taking notes on a clipboard here]

Hey, listen: I'm guessing I wouldn't be the first person to try the 'violence' approach to dealing with the Porter? Why wouldn't that work, exactly?

Video luckpuns June 19 2009, 02:51:03 UTC

You'd be guessing right.

Rumor is that it's a little pissy.

Video knows_science June 19 2009, 23:51:45 UTC

A pissy dimension-snatching machine. Fantastic.

Video luckpuns June 19 2009, 23:55:37 UTC

You said it.

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