May 25, 2009 23:58
[ Thump. Thump. Thumpthumpthumpthumpthump. Someone's testing out the communicator. Once he finds out that the communicator records noise, there's a cute little 'yay!' from Chekov and then he starts talking. ]
Allo! Others can hear zhis, correct? Well zhen. I seem to haf a little problem. I do not know vhere I am or how I got here. Zhat is a slight problem, especially considering zhat I vas in space before ve got here. And I know zhat I vasn't beamed...I'm zhe one who usually does zhe beaming. So yes. Vhere am I?
Also, could somebody please tell me vhat year it is? Oh, and could zhey also tell me if fiwe dollars is a lot of money? I found a bill on zhe side of zhe street! Seeing as how I don't know vhat year it is, I haf no idea how much five dollars is worth.
Oh and finally, haf any of you seen anybody who mentioned zhe Starship Enterprise? I'm not picky about who, it is just zhat...people from home vould be nice. Especially since I do not know vhat is going on.
Spaseeba!
[ Paaaause ]
Oh, my name! Since he vanted us to use codenames...call me Ensign! Zhat is vhat I gave zhe woice-thing, so zhat is my codename, correct?
† pavel chekov | ensign