This is ridiculous.
People get lost in South Brooklyn all the time but I don't. So here's the deal. Team, you respond to this as fast as you can and I'll pretend that you guys didn't abandon me in the middle of an invasion. Anyone else? Don't bother with directions. I don't need directions. Either my team will find me or I'll find them.
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I mean, Eli, c'mon. Logic. How could I possibly have managed this? Iwanttoteleporteveryone,evenpeoplewhoarefictional,toacitylikeNewYorkbutnotandputanIronMansuitinchargeandgetridofthepoliceandgiveeveryonecommunicatorsanddogtagsandmakethemfightcrimeforme is a bit of a mouthful.
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I'm pretty sure logic stopped applying when Ted tossed out sci-fi snatch and grab.
Who the hell put Iron Man in charge?
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The actual Iron Man is here, but he's mostly just. You know. Walking around and pretending he isn't a douche. Spoiler: It isn't working.
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And the rest of the team? Who else is here?
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You'd have to check with Teddy 'cause he's been here longer, but I think he said Vision was here for a while. But that was months ago.
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How long have you been here, then?
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And Ted's been here over six.
And Kate? Where is she, anyway?
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I'll give her the third degree later.
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I kinda skipped over this bit before. Sucks you're stuck here with us, dude, but it is really good to hear from you.
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Yeah. Well, at least I'm not stuck here alone.
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...don't answer that. Just tell me what's going on around here.
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