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[epidemico]

Riddle me this, City'a fools and tramps and Whiteys outta uniform -- who's the baddest motherfucker you've ever had to "do battle with," and why? Not tryin' to offend or step on any toes -- as iron-topped and well-booted as they are -- but a man's findin' himself curious as t'what could actually, well, scare a man or fille that could lift a truck

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[grenadeball]

satan, or, apparently, some high up demon motherfucker false stepping to the title of satan

because duh

[epidemico]

The big bad man-thing with the devil horns, eh? Just how bad we talkin' about, here? Jersey on a sunday and traffic's keepin' big-momma from gettin' t'church on time, or New York every other day of the week?

[grenadeball]

man i don't get you motherfuckers traffic analogies, i drive a fucking tank

i'm talking sun colliding with the earth

[epidemico]

Most of us ain't got the cells t'pay for that kinda road clearing monstrosity.

Little fire ain't never hurt anyone.

[theprimerprime]

Not you again...

[epidemico]

Get that dick fixed, boyo?

[theprimerprime]

There was never anything wrong with it.

[epidemico]

Then why bring it up in conversation?

Private, voice

[loves_war]

Alucard! Without a shadow of a doubt or the slightest hesitation- Alucard.

Private, voice

[epidemico]

What's so bad about a man who ain't cast no doubting shadow?

[loves_war]

Oh, he has shadows, all right! Shadows like claws! Casting reflections, on the other hand...

Perhaps I should simply say that he is no man, and leave it at that. Believe me, he may very well be the 'baddest... motherfucker' in this City.

private forever

[epidemico]

Tricks of the light ain't much to sneeze at, I think. Ya gotta give me more proof before I can come close to believin'.

[more_surreal]

Rosalyn. [Shudders] Just Rosalyn.

[epidemico]

Bitch or just she-witch? Or did the fille break your heat int'a pieces?

[more_surreal]

I don't know what any of that means, but she's a babysitter, she believes in early bedtimes, she runs really fast, and she wears cleats, okay?

[epidemico]

Tramplin' all over your freedom? Damn, boyo. That's tough. Tougher than leather.

How'd ya get outta it?

[voice]

[wolfuntamed]

... Shishio Makoto.

[voice] 1/2

[epidemico]

Gesundheit.

[voice]

[epidemico]

Nah, I'm jokin'. I'm jokin'. Don't get your breeches in a twist, Old-man. What's the up'n up on that man?

[voice: Japanese; Translated] THOSE ARE THE WORST KEYSWORDS EVER

[wolfuntamed]

Try near-undefeatable, insane, shot and burned alive, and almost succeeding taking over the country, all with a twist of irony.

If he had been able to survive constant fighting for more than 15 minutes without his body self-combusting, history would be quite different today.