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[martialartistic]

All right, I don't totally get what crazy shit is going on now, but I refuse to let my bad-ass reputation take a hit from me spontaneously bursting into song. I'm taking preventive measures, so I don't end up like you.

I give permission to members of my team and household to punch me if they hear me singing.

Two punches may be appropriate if it's pop.