[voice] OH SHIT SON.
Blah blah blah.
Seriously you guys, what is this bullshit?
I get, like, ported out and in and out and in and it's like, oh hey there dudette let's, like, stick you in random points in time and one moment I'm, like, kicking lots of ass, then I get stuck in hooker latex and SHOT IN THE FACE which, bee tee double-you? Totally sucks.
Like, Hoover-grade, SPACE VACUUM suckage?
But, like, NOT THE POINT, right? 'Cause, like, obviously the big poo-bah or whatever decided that he had to suck me back in to this place because you guys weren't being cool enough and and you needed something to give you a boost and, like, I? I am so awesomely cool that I'd be able to fix that for you.
I am a cool injection in your time of need.
I AM COOL TO THE EXREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME.
Or, y'know, something like that.
Seriously, guys, you're all being all "OH NOESSSSS,I'VE BEEN HERE SO LONGGGGGGGGGG, I AM HOMESICK LIKE A LITTLE CHILDDDDD" or, like, "MY LIFE SUUUUCKSSSSSSSS AND IMA WRITE A HUGE TEEL DEAR BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP MY EEEEEEEMO INSIDE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO" or, fuck, shit like, "BAAAWWWWWW MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD" or whatever.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Which is totally not the point of this whole alternate dimension heroing thing. Like, come on already. Suck it up! You got a city, you got powers and you got a whole lotta living to do~! So, like, let's cut out the MY SOUL. IS LIKE. A BLACK. BLACK. ROSE. shit because, seriously that never works when you're trying to get over the hump and if we're all here because some stupid armour thing gets off on watching us suffer we seriously can't give him what he wants.
DO YOU REALLY WANT SOME ROBOTIC SHIT FOR BRAINS SPANKING THE MONKEY TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL TEARS OF PAIN?
DO YOU?
Like, obviously no, right?
So, okay.
Here's the plan.
1) KICK ASS.
2) TAKE NAMES.
3) SHAKE WHAT YO' MOMMA GAVE YOU
4) ????
5) PROFIT
SO LET'S PARTY HARD ALREADY, GUYS. GET OUT THERE AND BE A HERO.
FOR.
GREAT.
JUSTICE.
ooc | I was going to voice record this, but then I realized that no one would want to listen to that much screaming.
Seriously you guys, what is this bullshit?
I get, like, ported out and in and out and in and it's like, oh hey there dudette let's, like, stick you in random points in time and one moment I'm, like, kicking lots of ass, then I get stuck in hooker latex and SHOT IN THE FACE which, bee tee double-you? Totally sucks.
Like, Hoover-grade, SPACE VACUUM suckage?
But, like, NOT THE POINT, right? 'Cause, like, obviously the big poo-bah or whatever decided that he had to suck me back in to this place because you guys weren't being cool enough and and you needed something to give you a boost and, like, I? I am so awesomely cool that I'd be able to fix that for you.
I am a cool injection in your time of need.
I AM COOL TO THE EXREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME.
Or, y'know, something like that.
Seriously, guys, you're all being all "OH NOESSSSS,I'VE BEEN HERE SO LONGGGGGGGGGG, I AM HOMESICK LIKE A LITTLE CHILDDDDD" or, like, "MY LIFE SUUUUCKSSSSSSSS AND IMA WRITE A HUGE TEEL DEAR BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP MY EEEEEEEMO INSIDE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO" or, fuck, shit like, "BAAAWWWWWW MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD" or whatever.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Which is totally not the point of this whole alternate dimension heroing thing. Like, come on already. Suck it up! You got a city, you got powers and you got a whole lotta living to do~! So, like, let's cut out the MY SOUL. IS LIKE. A BLACK. BLACK. ROSE. shit because, seriously that never works when you're trying to get over the hump and if we're all here because some stupid armour thing gets off on watching us suffer we seriously can't give him what he wants.
DO YOU REALLY WANT SOME ROBOTIC SHIT FOR BRAINS SPANKING THE MONKEY TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL TEARS OF PAIN?
DO YOU?
Like, obviously no, right?
So, okay.
Here's the plan.
1) KICK ASS.
2) TAKE NAMES.
3) SHAKE WHAT YO' MOMMA GAVE YOU
4) ????
5) PROFIT
SO LET'S PARTY HARD ALREADY, GUYS. GET OUT THERE AND BE A HERO.
FOR.
GREAT.
JUSTICE.
ooc | I was going to voice record this, but then I realized that no one would want to listen to that much screaming.