1st fantasy: VOICE POST

[more_surreal]

Hey! Hey, is this thing working, or what? I might be a legendary genius, but there's only so much even I can do with unfamiliar technology. C'mon, somebody talk to me out there!

This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping

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[voice forever]

[igotsawarhammer]

Eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't gots a million dollars, so...

HOW ABOUT A COOKIE INSTEAD?

Re: [voice forever]

[more_surreal]

A cookie? To compensate for all the horrible suffering I've endured, being snatched away from my home and to this terrible place of no school and lots of superheroes uh, mystery and, uh, danger? This is an insult!

...

What kind of cookie?

[igotsawarhammer]

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.

It's um

[there's a few shuffling sounds before Billy's voice comes back on]

Tripple Chocolate Chip!

[more_surreal]

Deal!

Hey, I'm Calvin. You got more cookies where that came from, kid?

[igotsawarhammer]

I'm Billy. There's a whole box! And I can always get more.

Oh! I know! We should have a sleepover!

[more_surreal]

Alright, cool! Cookies beats staying at a crummy shelter, for sure. Where do you live?

[igotsawarhammer]

P-shaw, why would you stay at a shelter? Well unless you're hunting monsters and dragons.

[here have an address]

[more_surreal]

Okay! Yeah, I can totally get there. There should be a map around here somewhere, and it can't be much harder than going around in woods...

Uh, there wouldn't happen to be a taxi service around here that doesn't charge more than a quarter, would there?

[igotsawarhammer]

Hmmmmm I don't think so. But I don't usually take taxis so, maybe there is one!