1st fantasy: VOICE POST

[more_surreal]

Hey! Hey, is this thing working, or what? I might be a legendary genius, but there's only so much even I can do with unfamiliar technology. C'mon, somebody talk to me out there!

This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping

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[soldieringshin]

[WELL this is a peculiar one.]

Your frustration is understandable, but... I'm afraid you won't be getting any of those things.

I am Jomy. What is your name?

[more_surreal]

I'm Calvin, and you'd better believe I'm getting those things! Just you watch! I'll go to the media and be the saddest most unfortunate little kid ever zapped from his home by evil, scheming foces. I'll get on TV! I'll take it to the Supreme Court! I'll-

Hey, what kinda name is Jomy anyway?

[soldieringshin]

... If that is your resolve.

It's nice to meet you, Calvin.

Oh? It was the name given to me by my parents. Is there something wrong with it?

[more_surreal]

Nah, it's just different is all. I actually think it's kinda cool- better a weird name than a boring one, that's what I say!

Nice to meet you too, I guess.

[soldieringshin]

I'm glad you like it, then.

Is there something you need, Calvin?

-other than what you have already mentioned.

[more_surreal]

Well, now that you mention it... you wouldn't happen to have seen a tiger around, would you? Dry wit, occasionally homicidal, named Hobbes?

[soldieringshin]

I don't- believe I have, no.

[more_surreal]

Darn.