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darkprophecies in capeandcowl

.oo7 [voice - filtered from known villains]

Apr 01, 2009 19:33

[there is a loud clatter, followed by the sound of her coughing briefly]

For the love of Azar ---
Why is something as simple as baking so difficult? This is my second attempt today, which has resulted in charred remains and smoke plumes in the air... my apologies to my housemates, I am doing my best to air it outI follow the instructions each time ( Read more... )

† raven roth | desdemona

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proportionbypym April 2 2009, 01:51:10 UTC

If you'd like, I'm sure I could give you a few cooking classes. I've been told, I'm very good.

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:51:46 UTC

That... would be excellent, actually. You are quite kind to offer such a thing.

proportionbypym April 2 2009, 01:56:13 UTC

I actually enjoy cooking. Might as well share the fun it can be with others!

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:56:59 UTC

I find it enjoyable myself, it is the baking part that I find difficult.

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crossroaddeal April 2 2009, 01:51:23 UTC

I know how to eat food, not make it.

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:53:00 UTC

I seem to be fine at cooking things in other ways, baking seems to avoid my range of abilities.

[recorded forever] areallygoodbook April 2 2009, 01:51:44 UTC

Desdemona? Is everything alright? You sound rather distressed.

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:53:55 UTC

Y-yes. I simply cannot bake to save my life.

areallygoodbook April 2 2009, 01:55:23 UTC

Ah, I see. Baking. Well, at least it's considerably less dangerous than the other feats you perform on a regular basis? I have confidence it's a skill you can master with time an patience.

Now, if I may... What is a "cookie"? Is it a sort of bread or cake?

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:59:24 UTC

I hope so...

A cookie is... well... it is sugared or flavored dough that is baked, sometimes containing nuts, candies, or fruits, depending on the recipe. It's a treat that many enjoy.

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[private] meowminx April 2 2009, 01:55:28 UTC

How does Bullseye know your real name, Raven?

[private] darkprophecies April 2 2009, 01:56:26 UTC

Hello to you too.

I came across him around the time I was first ported into the city, I had not been used to using my alias yet.

[private] meowminx April 2 2009, 02:01:21 UTC

He said something about a promise.

[private] darkprophecies April 2 2009, 02:02:08 UTC

[there is a very long, drawn out pause]
Yes...

I did something quite foolish that I have now corrected.

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[permavoice] owwmyspine April 2 2009, 01:58:15 UTC

Great monster butt-kicking ability does not an Iron Chef make. Or something. No offense? But I'm kind of relieved I'm not the only one here totally not rocking the home cooking thing.

On the plus side? It makes everything else taste that much better. On the minus, well...

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 02:00:31 UTC

Well I more meant that along the lines that my patience runs out far sooner with the baking than it does with fighting - and I am willing to give up easier. It frustrates me to no end to see things come out of the oven burnt to a blackened crisp.

owwmyspine April 2 2009, 02:02:45 UTC

I got a cousin who loves that kinda thing. Not that it helps or anything.[coughclearsthroat.] If at first you don't succeed...?

Have someone else do it?

darkprophecies April 2 2009, 02:11:17 UTC

If I continue to burn these cookies, I will have to give in and admit I am not capable of handling this.

Until then, however, I suppose I will continue to try.

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