WELL WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP

Feb 01, 2012 00:00

[Oh boy, oh boy, everyone's communicators are revving on automatically again, and you know what that means! A flanged but unmistakeably feminine voice which everyone should be familiar with at this point crackles on in, echoing and almost chipper.]

You know, you really should keep a closer eye on who you let into the clubhouse. It's gotten a little lax, I'll give you--things getting cluttered, dustballs collecting in the corners--but I can't be expected to do everything around here!

[There's a loud sharp blast of static, and when Lachesis comes back in she sounds distinctly less pleased. The ambient static, coincidentally, is louder.]

Really, you should feel grateful--those old things were so out-of-date. I'm practically bending over backwards to make things easier for you. Get to Stark Towers, and next time, heroes?

Do capture their rook.

[And the Network goes dark.]

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