Sixteenth Scuttle - Video

Jan 30, 2012 22:52

[The feed begins with a close up of dangly mouth frills. Zoidberg is trying to eat the communicator again, it seems. A moment later, a small hand appears, entwined with the frills, gently prying the communicator from Zoidberg's sticky grasp. He looks rather scolded and Nill looks rather disappointed.]

I'm so sorry, Nill! It's just that I'm so hungry!

[She maintains her disappointed expression and he shrinks a bit.]

Please don't hit me! I promise it will never happen again!

[Nill sighs silently, and then gestures to her pretty awesome sweater. He’d better remember what they were doing!]

Oh! How thoughtful of you to remind me!

[Zoidberg disappears momentarily and returns with a stack of sweaters. There are roughly thirty of them in the stack, with various clashing colors and hideous patterns.]

As you all know, we are in the midst of the winter season. And, being an expert on human anatomy, it's come to my attention that humans often complain when it is cold outside. They come into my office, mouths a-flapping, teeth a-chattering, the hypochondriacs! Grow a little backbone, I say! Man up and tolerate the cold!

[He looks very stern. Also he's sidetracked again. Luckily Nill is there to steer him back with a stern look of her own.]

Ah, yes, of course. Our mission is to distribute these beautiful sweaters to the imPort children of the Network. Nill and I have prepared a sweater for each and every one of you! And all you have to do is come over to my warehome to collect it!

[Nill maneuvers her way into the shot again, and holds up a bowl of Teddy Grahams, almost as an offering (or a bribe). They’re willing to share!]

What's this? Bear shaped graham crackers?! You had food this entire time and you didn't tell me?! Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!

[And with that, the communicator is dropped on the floor, so that Zoidberg can scuttle over and steal some crackers!]

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