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[tattleina]

Hello! I just decided to make a post about the exciting new brands of brownies that I am currently producing- Some of them have toffee in them with cute little candy hearts on top!

[She shows off the delicious lumps of brownie to the camera, each one red icing forming a sloppy heart in the middle of the brownie.]See? These are prototypes, of

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[fishnets]

No... secret crushes. And I'm not involved with anyone. Sometimes I think it would be nice to have someone, but then... [A quiet sigh. You can hear her frowning.] Then I remember what it's like when someone leaves. If it happens, I guess... it'll happen.

[tattleina]

[A little 'aww' escapes Shirley's lips.]

Oh, Zat-tan-na! I know this place is very hard on everyone, but you can't let it hurt you so bad. It's very important to stay happy!

[fishnets]

I, uh, I mean that I'm not against it, but I don't think I'm actively going to pursue a relationship anymore. When my last... I don't know? I don't want to call him boyfriend since I've been in love with him for the better part of the past twenty years, but ah. When he left? I felt very hollow. That's all.

[tattleina]

I think the best relationships often come when you're not expecting them. Or at least that's what I've learnt from watching Jennifer Aniston romcoms!

[fishnets]

I think they can, yeah. That's how it was with Carlton. [She says his name so fondly.]

[tattleina]

Oh, I wish I could have met him.

[fishnets]

I think you would have liked him. He was the police commissioner, for a while.

[tattleina]

Oh, now that's a well paid job if I ever heard of one! Maybe he'll come back someday.

[fishnets]

I would like it very much if he would. But it's nearly been a year, so I'm... not holding out.

[tattleina]

You never know who will turn up! I'm hoping I'll at least get someone from Greendale, who's not Chang.

[fishnets]

No, you don't.

Chang? [She's genuinely interested and it can be heard in her tone.]

[tattleina]

Let's just say the last time I saw him, he was crawling around half naked in an air vent, and we'll leave it at that.

[fishnets]

I think I'm cool with that.