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[tattleina]

Hello! I just decided to make a post about the exciting new brands of brownies that I am currently producing- Some of them have toffee in them with cute little candy hearts on top!

[She shows off the delicious lumps of brownie to the camera, each one red icing forming a sloppy heart in the middle of the brownie.]See? These are prototypes, of

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[acahellyeah]

Oh man, I completely forgot about Valentine's Day. Is it really almost February already?

[tattleina]

It's only a couple of weeks away! And you shouldn't be spending it at, um, one of your parties.

[acahellyeah]

[ Er. ]

I don't -- there aren't any parties. Zero. And if there were I wouldn't know about them. So maybe there are because I have no idea either way.

[tattleina]

Oh, yes. If you would like to go to a party where there is less, um, nudity, you can always attend a church group.

[acahellyeah]

A church group on Valentine's Day? [ Politely skeptical. ]

[tattleina]

I'm sure there must be one. Perhaps about abstinence.

[acahellyeah]

Oh, yeah. Who can get enough of abstinence? I know I can't. That sounds like a ball.

[tattleina]

Don't get sassy with me, partyboy.

[acahellyeah]

Uh -- no, seriously, I -- er-- think I know where I'll be going on Valentine's Day. You just see that I don't.

[tattleina]

Where are you going then?

[acahellyeah]

I'll find a Church group. [ Somehow. ] And I'll stay there all day.

[tattleina]

A likely story. I know your type.

[acahellyeah]

Well-educated family men?

[tattleina]

Sarcasm isn't going to win you any favors here.

[acahellyeah]

I'm sorry??

[tattleina]

I've seen your type before. You don't fool me.