004 ➵ voice

[goshilovearrows]

( okay there is a lot going on this feed-the clatter of drinks and the murmur of various conversations, and also some music that sounds distinctly tropical. eventually, clint’s voice can be heard. )

So, we’re in Tahiti. We should be back in a few days, but I thought we’d ask if anyone wanted a souvenir, or something.

It's a well-deserved va-cay

Comments

[oncemercurial]

[video]

[Side-eying this so obviously and so hard.]

And I suppose by this you're implying that your wife does not deserve this vacation.

[goshilovearrows]

This is me implying I wasn't thinking all that well last night.

[oncemercurial]

I suppose your judgment would have to have been clouded to absconded away on a vacation with a woman who isn't your wife.

[shesmashes]

Hey!

[oncemercurial]

Good evening, Jennifer. What is your interpretation of the phrase "til death do us part"?

[shesmashes]

Oh, come on, Piety. [ yep ] Don't bring me into this. [ except its totally her fault so uh ]

[oncemercurial]

My name is Pi-e-tro, and I'll thank you to say it properly.

Did you consider consulting Bobbi Morse prior to abducting her husband?

[shesmashes]

Pi-e-ty. [ fight her ]

I didn't really think about it?

[oncemercurial]

After this debacle is finished, I suppose we'll have to worry about appropriating funds for your speech impediment.

[shesmashes]

Come on! It's a nickname!

[oncemercurial]

It's a mispronunciation.

[shesmashes]

It's a nickname.

[oncemercurial]

It's my name, and I'll decide which nicknames are appropriate.

[shesmashes]

Too late. It's sticking.

[oncemercurial]

My nephew was more creative, actually.

[mockingbirdie]

He calls him Cuban Pete!