004 ➵ voice

[goshilovearrows]

( okay there is a lot going on this feed-the clatter of drinks and the murmur of various conversations, and also some music that sounds distinctly tropical. eventually, clint’s voice can be heard. )

So, we’re in Tahiti. We should be back in a few days, but I thought we’d ask if anyone wanted a souvenir, or something.

It's a well-deserved va-cay

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perms the action

[shesmashes]

[ meanwhile Shulkie will be lounging back on like one of those pool chairs dressed in some fabu cute bikini combo and this giant floppy hat ]

You don't think they'll be too mad, do you?

[goshilovearrows]

I think several people are going to kill us, actually.

[shesmashes]

[ points at ]

Kill you.

[goshilovearrows]

You're feeding me to the wolves, you are.

I guess I could have thought this through a bit more.

[shesmashes]

Yeah, you could haaaaave. But where's the fun in that?

[ taking a drink out of her fancy alcoholic drink idk ]

[goshilovearrows]

Sometimes it's fun when I get home and Bobbi doesn't want to kill me.

[shesmashes]

You act like that actually happens, sweetie.

[goshilovearrows]

Sure it does. Sometimes...

[shesmashes]

So like, never.

Seriously, relaaaax.

[goshilovearrows]

I'm on a tropical island drinking something that has five different fruits in it. It doesn't get more relaxed than this.

[shesmashes]

See? This wasn't a bad idea.

[goshilovearrows]

Well, it's not the worst we've ever had. That's something.

[shesmashes]

By the way, I asked Deadpool to watch over Beepug and the others.

[ thats definitely the worst idea ]

[goshilovearrows]

You did what.

Was Carol suddenly incapacitated, or something?

[shesmashes]

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

[ pretending she was drunk ]

[goshilovearrows]

I'm beginning to think none of our ideas are good.