1ST PLAN Ϟ [Video]

[notpredictable]

[bum bum bum - video clicks on. There is SILENCE AND BLACKNESS for a few moments, and then an EXPLOSION OF BLUE that might have once been quite a few dehydrated something or others - trash, probably - tediously stacked on top of one another before it was, you know. Blown to bits for show. Guy has to make an entrance. From the rabble, MAN IN BLACK,

Comments

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

I like the cut of your jibe, Mr. Megamind, but I need to know: do you have the cojones to back up your threats?

th-that icon /SOBS

[notpredictable]

[SCOFF]

Of course I do, don't be ridiculous!

beauteous is it not also that should be jib oopsies

[ebony_mask]

Better to ask for credentials than to assume in this day and age. Can't let any loony in a cape claiming to be a villain get one over on ya, y'know what I'm saying?

mildly horrifying sfjsdjf GOTCHA XD

[notpredictable]

Credentials? You want credentials?

I can give you credentials. Where would you like to start, hm?

he has a great dental plan

[ebony_mask]

With something particularly nefarious. If you would.

just look at those pearly whites | this computer SUCKS /gutpunches

[notpredictable]

[He suddenly clams up, scowling down at his device.]

Now just hold on a moment -- and who do you think you are, hm?

video

[ebony_mask]

[Switches to video for a moment, leering at Megamind.]

Black Mask.

video

[notpredictable]

[fffffff what the devil--]

That--

[Clears his throat.]

That is an impressive ensemble, my good sir.

video

[ebony_mask]

[He smooths his tie.]

Brooks Brothers, thank you.

video

[notpredictable]

>fft. he'll just go along.]

Really? You found that there? I thought their selections were generally fairly droll but I rather like that.

video-->private

[ebony_mask]

[Switching to private.]

At any rate, now that we're properly acquainted--

[As if answering Megamind's question with a glimpse of his face is enough.]

--let me say that you certainly look like you could be a villain.

private

[notpredictable]

Yes, I can tell we're fast friends.

[Still not so sure about this, but--]

Well, thank you, I do appreciate credit where it's due.

private

[ebony_mask]

But looks can be deceiving.

private

[notpredictable]

That they can, though rest assured there is an entire city that can verify that.

...If, of course, they were available to do so. [Annoying. He really is rather proud of that reign of terror, even if it isn't so terrifying anymore...]

private

[ebony_mask]

I'd consider it a fresh start, if I were you.

private

[notpredictable]

Oh? Is that what you've done?